Here’s a Criminal’s To-Do List

evan dorseyA 25 year old man who was busted for breaking and entering had a to do list on him that the police found. Here were that days goals:

Goals for Friday 3/24/13(Friday was the 22nd)

  • find crystal meth
  • get a gold watch
  • do a B&E or rob a dealer
  • sell drugs
  • get coke
  • do one altruistic act for a stranger

At least this guy was organized. Since they didn’t find any meth, drugs, or coke on him we can assume this list is unfinished. Once he gets out he has a lot of work to do.