The Head Of USA Gymnastics Is Resigns After Nike Dig

Mary Bono was brought on as interim president as USA Gymnastics and all was going well for about three days– until she fucked with the money.

“Playing in a charity golf tournament raising money for our nation’s Special Forces operators and their families. Unfortunately had these shoes in my bag. Luckily I had a marker in my bag too…” she tweeted about a pair of Nike’s and a plan to color out the swoosh.

Never fuck with the money!


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