Hate Getting Groped at the Airport? Just Pay More
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To keep your belt and shoes on while waiting to be screened at the airport, all you have to do now is:
- Be a member of a frequent flier program
- Pay $85 bucks to enroll in the TSA Precheck
- Have your fingerprints scanned
- Provide ID
- Beat up the weakest person on line to show everyone you’re not to be fucked with
One of the above bullet points is not true, try to guess which one!
Read more at nbcnews.com.
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