George Clooney Is A Real-Life Superspy
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Using money he earned from doing Nespresso commercials, George Clooney has been maintaining a spy satellite aimed at northern Sudan in order to keep an eye on war criminal Omar al-Bashir. Don’t let the Cloonster catch you slippin’ or he’ll have his sky robots on you before your first cup of morning Joe.
Read more at theguardian.com.
