Friday June 13, 2025 Daily Mail
FRIDAY JUNE 13 NEWS STORIES
Air India Crash Reports One Survivor
All passengers and crew were presumed dead after an Air India jet crashed into a building in India, but there was in fact one survivor against all odds.
Was it Anatole from Phoenician Scheme?
CDC Vax Committee Names Replacement Members
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced the names of three new additions to the CDC ACIP Vaccine commmittee.
Their names were Manny Moe and Jack
Our VP Says Frederick Douglass Fought to End Slavery to Meet Men Cuz He was Gay
Appearing on a podcast, JD Vance said Douglass only fought to free slaves so he could meet more men, because he was gay.
Why don’t you two weirdos just make out.
FRIDAY JUNE 13 SPORTS STORIES
Adam Silver on NBA Finals Ratings So Far
“People compare us to 20 years ago,” Silver said. “But these Games 1 and 2, so far, as the highest-rated programs in May and June, so far, on television. And if something beats us, it will be another sports program. Back 20 years ago, we often didn’t win the night when the Finals were on. But the absolute rating is lower now.”
Sooo these lousy ratings are kind of good?
FRIDAY JUNE 13 CELEB STORIES
Candace Cameron Bure Calls TV a Demonic Portal
“Like if you’re watching this, or you’re playing this video game, or whatever, that’s a portal that could let stuff inside our home,” Bure said. “I don’t even want someone watching a scary movie in our house on the TV, because to me, that’s just a portal.”
“Listen, I’m in the film industry,” Bure added. “I understand how it all works. I know that movie has a crew of 200 people, and they’re lighting it, and they’re adding the sound effects, and it’s makeup, and the camera, people, and actors. However, there’s still something that can be incredibly demonic while they’ve made it.”
What decade is this?
Amazon MGM Studios Talks $1 Billion 2026 Slate
“Coming up in 2026 we will be releasing 20 movies, 10 of which will be theatrical and the budget for that whole slate in 2026 will be one billion dollars – and we’ll be committing a P&A spend of one billion to that,” said George Wilkinson, International TV Distribution Manager, Amazon MGM Studios Distribution, at the ongoing NEM market and conference in Dubrovnik.
And none of you assholes could find enough money for the writers?
