Florida Wins Craziest State…Again

It’s hard to believe that there is  a state that is consistently crazier than Texas and California but such a place exists:  Florida.   Florida is off the rails bat shit crazy. Extreme heat, extreme humidity and bugs the size of trash dumpsters. Dexter is a  reality show. I’m serious…Dexter is real and he lives in Florida.  There are two kinds of people in Florida , Meth heads and oxycontin addicts.   Read these stories and say a silent New Years Eve prayer that you don’t have to put your kids on a school bus in this state.

Here are a few of them, check out buzzfeed for a about 50 more.