Eugene Mirman Offers Orgasms, Tears, and Aural Drugs
“Feel yourself going inward. You’re a piece of hot chocolate, sinking through the marshmallow of yourself. Cutting through everything, into a warm hugzone.”
Eugene Mirman is not crazy but he is a madman. Maybe its madness, maybe its just extreme generosity, but Mirman has taken the time to create and released a set of 7 BRAND NEW LPs, and the least you can do is buy it and listen to it. Eugene Mirman’s I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) is a 9-volume, 7-LP comedy album that will be available worldwide today, October 30th from Sub Pop.
You’re probably wondering, is that seven LPs of 100% stand up? Hell no. He’s not some kind of metahuman. But it is 100% Mirman. Need to learn Russian? Well you won’t learn Russian from a comedy album, but Eugene you will get 1 full volume of broken Russian phrases that Mirman learned when he was about four years old.
If it’s meditation sounds you’re interested in, you’ll get eight tracks of those, as interpreted by Eugene Mirman.
Buy it Now on iTunes!
You probably have never purchased an album with 45 minutes of a grown man crying and you might be thinking, why start now? The answer is, there is absolutely no reason to, other than the fact that Mirman recorded it. It’s no dumber than the reason people climb mountains.
Have you always wished Eugene Mirman was in the room for support when it’s sexytime with your chick or your man? FIVE TRACKS of erotic sounds to set the mood.
Try the full album of Digital Drugs to get you tripped out and high as fuck without failing your piss test at work.
Plus there are ringtones, there are sound effects, there are outgoing voicemail messages, a LP full of orgasms, and even some stand up, recorded Live in Seattle at the Columbia City Theater in 2014, all contained in a “lavish” box set, or you can just get it in pure downloadable digitalness. Or, you can purchase the album in its limited-edition embroidered robe format. The album is also being released in an exclusive armchair format available to purchase from megamart.subpop.com (while supplies last).
Buy it Now With a Robe or an Armchair!
“I’ve wanted to make this album for a long time,” Mirman said. He brainstormed dozens of ideas for discs, including some that sounded funnier than they turned out to be in execution (“you quickly run out of secrets to whisper to your dick,” for example). “Since so much of what I wanted to do seemed sort of simple, I bought a moderately good podcasting microphone and actually recorded myself crying for 45 minutes on a sun porch in Cape Cod. A lot of people ask me if the crying is looped, which it is not. I cried for 45 minutes.
Don’t be a pussy, listen to this marathon style. To quote one of many discarded titles for the album, please enjoy this dumb, weird thing.
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