Phil Turd's PhilTurd Excellence! November 3, 2021

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Welcome everyone to MY new column! First off, I’d love to thank the good folks at the Interrobang for letting MY voice be heard, Phil Turd. I’ll be telling you ALL the things you need to listen to, to read, to watch, to ingest into your mind. Never have a bad day ever again because I will tell you the CONTENT that will make you CON-TENT!

Here’s Phil Turd’s EXCELLENCE!

Lean Into Life by Petey USA

Turns out there’s more than just young girls dancing on Tik Tok – people like Petey USA who’re a dual threat. His album Lean Into Life is a BANGER if you like 80’s synth pop sounding tunes. Don’t walk, RUN, to your nearest music streaming app to rock out to Petey’s salty sounds. Listen here.

Squid Game on Netflix

This is something NO ONE is talking about – a Korean series produced by Netflix about a bunch of poor and desperate people competing in deadly children’s games for MONEY. Since my wife left me I’ve been hoping to get into something like this. MAKE THIS IN REAL LIFE PLEASE. And use my code TURDSEXCELLENCE when you sign up for Netflix.

Ballz on the App Store and Google Play

Do you like wasting time during those quiet moments in life during a commute or maybe when someone is talking to you and you’re not really listening? Then BALLZ is for you. Candy Crush is so old and dumb, now you can fire Ballz at bricks for an unlimited amount of time to make yourself feel better. Also on google play.

People Magazine – The Murdaugh Issue

Magazine’s are so out that now they’re IN. Go to your local newsstand and get yourself a physical copy of this week’s issue of People Magazine to find the INSIDE DIRTY DIRT on the Murdaugh Murders. If People is writing about it – you know it’s SCAAAAAAAANDALOUS. Brian Laundrie WHO?

NFL Red Zone For Week 9

Do you wish you could watch every NFL game all at the same time? Well now you can. Try not to NUT when the OCTOBOX happens. It’s how I spend my Sundays! Kickin’ back, crushin’ crispy bois, enjoying watching every scoring play and zero defense the NFL has to offer. I’m totally alone and this really fills one day of the weekend for me.

https://www.nfl.com/redzone/

And NOW for PHIL TURD’S EXCELLENCE’S EXCELLENT TURD OF THE WEEK

Who says a turd has to be bad? Not this guy! Check out this great book I found that’s really been helping me out with a lot of my social, spiritual and mental problems – it’s called Dianetics by this author L. Ron Hubbard. Just because it’s old doesn’t mean it can’t help! Now this is a polished Turd!