Dumb Kid Should Die, But Gets Saved…(by Timecop!?)

I hate when the title gives everything away but then this I wrote this headline. Some stupid little kid was trying to daredevil ride the outside of an escalator . Kids are really stupid. He should have broke his neck but when he fell a guy caught him. Know what the kid learned from this? Nothing! Kids are too stupid to learn anything. This kid will be dead within two weeks skateboarding off the roof of his house. But not today kid. Not in this mall. Not while this guy is on the job.  And the way he comes in, you know he’s some kind of Time Cop, and that kid is destined for greatness.