Don’t Be Such A James Franco, James Franco

James Franco’s novel came out and of course it contains exactly what you expect. Here’s a preview– “I am an actor, so I can play everything. Everyone is in me, and I am a part of everyone.” Also, you’ll find, “Oh,” I said, and looked at her white cheek. It made me aware of how we have skin over bones and there are different shapes underneath that are arbitrary”. This is great stuff. We’re just wondering why he didnt use any of this material in his roast.

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