Don Draper is Sick of All the Crotch Talk

rolling stone coverAfter all the stories about the size of John Hamm’s cock have been bouncing around, he had to address the talk in the new issue of Rolling Stone:

“I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal.”

Yes, Don, there are worse things in the world than the internet obsessing over the size of your penis, valid point.

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