Demi Moore is Secretly Hippy Mafia

TMZ is reporting that Demi Moore had to be rushed to the hospital due to inhaling too many whippets according to a source. She passed out and started having seizure like symptoms so someone rushed her to the hospital. Why doesn’t Demi just go on a Phish tour and start pumping balloons full of nitrous? She’d fit right in. And you gotta hate the person who dimed her out and freaked out just because someone had a few too many whippets. Just ride it out Demi. You are fine girl………. what a beautiful buzz.

Thanks to mercurynews  for the link, and here’s Phish covering the Stones.