David Letterman Final Top Ten List
The Final Top 10 List: Top 10 Things I’ve Always Wanted to Say to Dave
Dave brought in 10 mega super stars to help him deliver his final top ten list. Here it is using photos of the guests as they arrived at the Ed Sullivan Theater earlier today.
10. Alec Baldwin “Of all the talk shows, yours is the most geographically convenient to my home.”
9. Barbara Walters “Did you know you wear the same cologne as Mummar Gaddafi?
8. Steve Martin “Your extensive plastic surgery was necessary and a mistake.”
7. Jerry Seinfeld “I have no idea what I’ll do when you go off the air. You know, I just thought of something: I’ll be fine.”
6. Jim Carrey “Honestly, Dave, I’ve always found you to be a bit of an overactor.”
5. Chris Rock “I’m just glad your show is being given to another white guy.”
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus “Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale.”
3. Peyton Manning: “Dave, you are to comedy what I am to comedy.”
2. Tina Fey: “Thanks for finally proving men can be funny.”
1. Bill Murray: “Dave, I’ll never have the money I owe you.”
