Damien Lemon’s Half Hour Special Highlights

Damien Lemon and his Half Hour special debuted on Comedy Central.

Damien has some strong opinions and doesn’t like it when people try to pass things off under the guise of something else that sounds nicer. He will call himself a “foodie”, but feels like that word is just being used to hide some obvious gluttony. Damien Lemon believes fat people actually have more dignity than the average foodie who’s just using the name to hide doing some “fat people shit”.

As he gets older, Damien Lewis finds he has less interest and time for other people’s romantic notions. He also realizes that when someone invites you to their “destination wedding” that not a celebration of love between two people, that’s a friendship appraisal.

Damien Lewis doesn’t hate commitment, he just fears it. Like someone would with a new phone plan. Also, he takes care of his lady his own way. After all, who’s covering her Netflix account?

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In this behind the scenes look at Damien Lemon’s Comedy Central Half Hour, we learn a lot more about Damien. Maybe more than we wanted to when it comes to Damien talking about what apparatus he’d like to stick his dick in.