Buttocks and Breasts Banned From the Grammys

rihannaCBS is laying down the law to it’s Grammy night presenters and performers.  Here’s some highlights from the CBS memo.

“Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered,”

“Thong-type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare, fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic.”

“Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples,”

“Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible ‘puffy’ bare skin exposure.”

Too bad.  That’s the reason most people watch.

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