Better Headlines: Trump Cancels Debate
The Daily News: Debate Without Me, Says Trump
The New York Post: Trump Bumps Himself Off
These headlines are okay, but is that the best they could do? Donald Trump announced his own debate– unheard of! Then when nobody wanted to join in, The Don pulled out, claiming that GOP candidates didn’t want to show up because they were concerned that he would still end up running for President. With insanity like that, there should be Better Headlines. Here are some of our picks:
- Trump Fires Himself From Debate
- Fake Debate Not Happening in Real Life
- Trump Can’t Get Perry and Romney, Heads Back to Meatloaf and Busey
- Trump Debate Bigger Joke Than Trump Roast
- Trump Leaves Debate when Candidates Refuse to Create New Snapple Flavor
- Grump Trump Jumps When Debate Slumps
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