Better Headlines: Pats Beat Broncos

New York Post:  “Pats Teblow Out Hapless Broncs”

New York Daily News:  “Brady And Pats Prey On Tebow”

In one of the most anticipated matchups of the year, miracle kid Tim Tebow was all set to take on the Mighty Mighty New England Patriots led by Tom Brady.  While it seemed an incredibly uneven matchup, an overwhelming percentage of the country believed that Tebow would somehow pull it off.  He didn’t.  At all.  So the Post had a cute headline, and Daily News had a cute one too.  But cmon, with all that buildup, shouldn’t there be Better Headlines?

Here are some of ours:

  • Holy Shit: Tebow Plays Like Crap
  • Tebow Didn’t Have a Prayer Against New England
  • Denver Takes a Beating…Of Biblical Proportions
  • Tebow-Mania Is Dead. Will Have To Be Born Again.
  • The Bored’s Prayer. Patriots Beat Broncos In Yawner
  • Halle-loser. (hallelujah) Patriots Beat Tebow

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