Bad LSD is Being Blamed for Miami Face Eating Rampage

Police are now blaming “bad LSD” for The Naked Zombie of Miami Beach ( how’s that for tourism? ). Hmmmmmm. And after thousands of Grateful Dead, Phish and countless other Jam band shows, we’ve never heard of another case of Naked Face Eating Zombie occurrences? Someone get Dexter on the blood samples.

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