The world went crazy the week when Missouri Rep Ann Wagner appeared to pick her nose and eat it this week. Her staff explained the strange gesture by saying she was making sure she didn't have lipstick on her teeth. While we believe she wasn't "booger eating" we think her staff needs to try harder than that lipstick answer. If you think that was bad, you should have heard the other excuses they were tossing around. We found their list balled up in the garbage. Here's what we found.

Last night the 2015 class of GOP candidates got together over at Fox to enjoy some pre-primary banter, otherwise known as the first of the GOP debates. If you think things got crazy on stage, you should have heard what was going on backstage. Here's a few things we overheard hanging around lurking in dark corners.

A lady found a dead frog in a bag of raw spinach she purchased at Sam's Club. Apparently she didn't consider it to be a "bonus" or "free gift" and she wanted answers. We went behind the scenes to find out what Sam's Club was saying to defend themselves. Here are a few of their answers.

It's really hot in America's cities right now, which means time for the news to start telling you to stay indoors and drink a lot of water. It's also time for the meme'd from the headlines team to tell you some signs that its getting tooooo hot in the city.

Last week Donald Trump made some speeches talking about what he plans to do about the Mexican American border. He didn't reveal the whole truth though. Here are 13 additional ideas he has for how to 'secure' the border that he's keeping quiet for now.

Last week the CDC issued a report about the dangers of keeping a pet chicken. Here are some signs that one of your neighbors might be at risk, from spending too much time with their pet chicken.

162 talking heads weighed in on Trump vs McCain with many reporting that Trump just isn't "Presidential" enough. This of course led to a secret GOP meeting to try to come up with ways to make Donald T. Rump appear more "Presidential." The first one was to stop calling him Donald T. Rump. Here are 12 more.

Huffington Post put out a little known fact about Mickey Mouse this week, he has a sister! Here are a few other facts about Mickey Mouse that you probably don't know.

Newsflash! The Finding Bigfoot team has not yet found bigfoot. These are their excuses.

It's all star game time. It's summer, so everyone's already thinking about baseball, but this week more than ever. We sent the Meme'd From the Headlines team over to the batting cages to hear some of what was buzzing. Here's what we overheard.

This week, despite many obstacles and network changes and threats to boycott, the Miss USA pageant went on. Miss Oklahoma was crowned the winner but that means 49 other ladies went home disappointed. Here were a few signs that should have told the girls that they weren't going to go home with a crown.

Last week the media was excited because a naked man tried to steal a cop car. That used to be the biggest thing that could ever happen in your town. Now its, 'oh really? let me watch a few seconds." But we got to the really important part of the story, we found out what naked guy had to say about why he was naked, trying to steal a police cruiser.