Andrew WK is Shilling Crotch Cleaners

Playtex is launching a new product called Fresh + Sexy Wipes, which are a hygene product one uses to clean up their genitals before having dirty sex. Obviously, they hand picked Andrew WK to be the spokesman for them. Here’s what Andrew had to say:

“Whether you just finished rocking a packed club or have an intimate encounter after a busy day, this product will make couples feel brand new. Fresh + Sexy Wipes were specially designed to help couples feel confidently clean, before and after they engage in sexual activity!”

So if you’re hard at work on the job site all day and you end up picking up some chick at a bar, don’t worry about going home to shower, just work over your crotch with a Fresh + Sexy Wipe and you’re good to go with some spontaneous, anonymous sex.

Read more at andrewwk.com.