A GOP Convention Scrap Book
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It was an exciting week for the GOP. Their Republican Convention had big speeches, a mystery guest and no one at the RNC got hit with a hurricane. It really is the most fun white people can have. Let’s take a look through the GOP Convention Scrapbook.
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HOORAY!!! WE FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE IN CHARGE OF OUR VAGINAS!!!!
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MY ELEPHANT’S NAME IS SANDUSKY.
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WHEN SNOOKI WAS THIS DILATED, I KNEW IT WAS TIME.
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THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS PLEDGES 130 DELEGATES TO RAPPIN’ JERRY JONES!!
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HEY, THE NEW ISSUE OF GOP TIGER BEAT IS HERE!
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GOVERNOR CHRISTIE! THEY JUST DELIVERED YOUR JELLY BEANS!
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I SWEAR TO YOU. I DID NOT TELL MY BROTHER WE WERE HAVING A CONVENTION.
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I’M NOW GOING TO TALK TO EVERYONE WHO SAW MY FILM “HEREAFTER”
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NO. I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING. I HAVE A BIG HAT.
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AND MEL KIPER JR. PROUDLY ACCEPTS THE GOP NOMINATION
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