The Worst Things America is Best At

cheeseurgerFrom Salon.com, here are eight things America is number one at in the world:

1. Most expensive place to have a baby.

2. Obesity.

3. Anxiety disorders.

4. Small arms ownership.

5. Most people behind bars.

6. Energy use per person.

7. Health expenditures.

8. Cocaine use.

So, when you’re having an anxiety attack while you’re all gakked up with all the lights on in the house and you’re waving your Glock around, think to yourself you’re in the greatest country in the world.

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