Thursday November 21 Daily Links

THURSDAY 11.21
NEWS STORIES
How Do You Feel About Doomsday Fish?
The Doomsday fish also known as an oarfish was spotted along the California coast this week. Sightings of this fish are very rare, and if you believe Japanese Folklore its a sign that a significant earthquake is coming. The story goes back to 17th century Japan.
Great. Finally some good news.
Florida Man Caught Planning to Attack NY Stock Exchange
Authorities have arrested a Florida resident, Harun Abdul-Malik Yener who wanted to be like Bin Laden, and was planning to start by bombing the New York Stock Exchange.
Are you sure it wasn’t a TB Bucs player planning to attack the NY Sack Exchange?
Jersey Mikes Sold for 7 Billie
In 1975 Peter Cancro decided not to go to college, and bought the sub shop that he had worked at during High School. That sub shop- Mikes Submarines- became Jersey Mikes, which was just bought out by an equity firm for $7 Billion.
Hope you’re going to split this with Danny Devito
SPORTS
Tommy Devito Skipping the Fun This Year
“Last year was a good story and all, how it happened,” DeVito said. “All the fun and games outside, it was fun. That was last year. I’m sticking to football now. Not that I wasn’t before.
Don’t tell us, tell that to your family, momma cutlet and the boiler king.
more stories coming soon
Authorities believe that a very sophisticated Mexican Cartel was behind the dual robberies at Patrick Mahommes and Travis Kelce’s KC homes last week.
Sounds a bit far fetched. Unless they were looking for Fentanyl.
Around the Horn Wont Be Back Next Summer
ESPN is cancelling popular series, Around the Horn after 23 years of talking sports.
Soooo they won’t be back in 23 and a half hours?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
People Love Dylan Movie
The first reactions to Bob Dylan biopic are in and those who have seen “A Complete Unknown” are saying that Timothée Chalamet delivered “the performance of the year”.
It looks like it’s times the Oscar’s are a changin…. to Timothee Chalamet geh geh geh.
Coulier Loved Stamos Cancer Post
Full House star Dave Coulier recently shared the news that he has stage 3 Non Hodgkins Lymphoma, and his co star John Stamos responded saying that he will support his friend by wearing a bald cap. The internet rioted, but Coulier loved it, saying it was hilarious.
Maybe you guys could have kept this joke in a group text?
Denzel Talks About Boozin and More
Denzel Washington may seem like a choir boy, but he says he’s done a lot of damage to his body from drug and alcohol abuse.
And that’s just today.
VIRAL & TRENDING
The Best Milhouse Episodes
Slashfilm takes us through the 5 best Milhouse focused episodes in the full run of the Simpsons.
Let’s face it. this show can’t go on without millhouse
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