Rather than go to trial on 23 federal counts, disgraced congressman George Santos pled guilty to aggravated identity theft and wire fraud charges stemming from fraudulent activity during his 2022 midterm campaign.

In happier news, his only fans is doing fine.

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Trump started out DNC day by “accepting” the Taylor Swift endorsement that never was. Either he made an AI image of the star giving him the thumbs up, or he bought into someone else’s.

Even an AI endorsement is pretty good

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Dophins QB Tua Tagovailoa said former Dolphins HC Dan Flores treated him like shit. “To put it in simplest terms, if you woke up every morning and I told you that you suck at what you did, that you don’t belong doing what you do, that you shouldn’t be here, that this guy should be here, that you haven’t earned this right, and then you have somebody else come in and tell you, ‘Dude, you are the best fit for this. You are accurate. You are the best whatever,'” Tagovailoa said in an appearance on The Dan Le Batard Show. “How would it make you feel listening to one or the other?”

He needed a gentle daddy like Soders friend, Mike.

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NBCUniversal had a Total Audience Delivery of 30.6 million viewers, up 82% from the Tokyo games.

it works better without the masks

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We aren’t completely sure, but it’s already been said that Snoop was paid 500k a day, and now the Dogg shared a video that said he earned $9 million for the full run.

Damn it’s good to be a gangster. Wait, that wasn’t his song tho.

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Daytime talk hosts Oprah and Sally Jessy Raphael paid their respects after learning that daytime talk show legend Phil Donahue has died.

Wait, Sally Jessy Raphael is still alive?

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It’s alleged that Madsen pushed his wife and locked her out of the house but there are no details on why or what started the fight.

Could have been worse. She still has both ears.

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Sidney shared off a photo of her underass, with the caption, “i think they call this a thirst trap.”

The ass? thought she was about the tits

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A rapper named Sexyy Red just launched a new line of lipwear with X-rated color names like “coochie juice” “Bootyhole Brown,” “Nut,” “P***yhole Pink,” “Yellow Discharge,” “Gonorrhea,” “Blue Ballz,” and “Sex on the Beach”

Ewwww…yellow lipstick? #classy

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Using a formula that combines critical love, box office love, viewership and audience ratings, someone thinks they found the perfect statistical rendering of Hollywood stardom.

Where’s Freddy Prinze Jr on this list?

Via Digg.

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