Monday August 5 Daily Links

MONDAY 8.5
NEWS STORIES
Does JD Vance Wear Eyeliner
Everyone is speculating but Photojournalist Zach Roberts claimed to have definitive proof, writing: ‘I really thought people were joking about this, but then I photographed him last week. Vance 100% does wear eyeliner.’
Just ask the couch.
Trump Blames School For Empty Seats at Rally
A Trump Rally at Georgia State had obviously poor attendance but he’s claiming its all the school’s fault. He claimed they were preventing hundreds from entering the Atlanta arena that Vice President Kamala Harris filled just days earlier and said they’re going to do the same on election day.
I blame the Governor
Montreal Planning a 24 Hour Drinking District
The City of Montreal is planning to give 24 hour nightlife a shot. They won’t be the first, both Berlin and Tokyo have 24 hour alcohol districts, helping to increase revenue and drunkenness.
We have that, we call it Vegas.
Yep Doug Emhoff Cheated on His First Wife...With the Babysitter
‘During my first marriage, Kerstin and I went through some tough times on account of my actions. I took responsibility, and in the years since, we worked through things as a family and have come out stronger on the other side,’ he told CNN in a statement Saturday after the story started going around about him hooking up with the Nanny.
Fran Drescher?
Wait till Trump gets ahold of this news..he’ll….oh nver mind.
SPORTS
White Sox Really Sux
The White Sox are hell-bent on being the kind of bad baseball team seen only during world wars. There’s nothing we can do to stop them except maybe to spirit them on their way to their true level, as horrifying as that might seem.
Face it Chicago shouldn’t have two baseball teams.
Noah Lyles is the Fastest Man
It was a heart thumper of a race when the world’s fastest sprinters competed for the title of the World’s Fastest Man, and in a real photo finish, America took the gold thanks to showboating Noah Lyles.
Now if we can only teach him to catch a football.
NBC Sports Announcer Called the Wrong Winner in the 100m Run
While Noah Lyles was running for Gold, NBC sports announcer Leigh Diffey blew the call, shouting, “Jamaica’s gonna do it! Kishane Thompson is a gold medalist!” And it took at least 5 minutes before anyone corrected it.
We love to find the mistakes.
Simone Biles Annoyed About What's Next Question
Biles is begging Olympic reporters to please stop asking medal winners “what’s next.” “You guys really gotta stop asking athletes what’s next after they win a medal at the Olympics,” the 10-time Olympic medalist wrote on X. “Let us soak up the moment we’ve worked our whole lives for.”
How about if they just ask you when was the last time you pooped?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Joe Rogan Netflix Special Gets Controversial
Covid Vaccines, Trans People, Gay Rights, Cancel culture and all the conspiracy theories made it into Rogan’s special, guaranteeing it all the news coverage you can manage.
He hit all the RIGHT topics.
Disneyland Selling Your Lost Shit at Goodwill
Minnie ears, hats, sunglasses, character plushies and more will be available for a steep discount during the Disneyland Lost and Found sale at the Goodwill of Orange County Marketplace in Santa Ana on Saturday. Most of the items on sale will be in the $3 to $5 range
Ben Afflecks Midlife Crisis Makeover
He’s 51 and he’s covering all the crisis basis, with a faux hawk, a rocker tee and NO ring
JLO is a maneater.
Zac Efron Had a Medical Emergency While Swimming
Nobody is saying exactly why Effron was removed from a pool in Spain and brought to the hospital, only that it happened. Zac was found inside the swimming pool by two people working at the villa who pulled him out of the water. He’s okay now.
Maybe he passed out cause his face as too tight.
VIRAL & TRENDING
RFK Dumped a Bear Carcass in Central Park Years Ago
It was 9 years ago when a video of police finding a dead bear cub in central park went viral and for nearly a decade, how it got there remained a mystery. Now RFK has confessed to being the one who put it there.
What is Cheryl Hines thinking.
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