Everyone wants to be the teflon Don, but so far, everyone who has tried to follow in his footsteps in terms of personality, fails miserably, and JD Vance definitely fits that description. Audiences cringe at his attempts to be funny, or a regular dude, or when he tries to pull off that i dont give a fuckness that Trump has succeeded with.

Trump couldn’t even teach how to do Trumps act.

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Three members of an Atlanta gospel group, The Nelons, have died in a fatal plane crash near Gillette, Wyoming, on Friday while on their way to an Alaskan cruise where they were to perform.

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It’s been 23 years since 9/11. Jon Stewart says we’re still not taking care of troops who were deployed around the world at that time- specifically forces who were deployed to a region in Russia where they were exposed to Uranium. The VA says, wait we’re still figuring it out. Jon Stewart says fuck that shit.

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People are Mad About Paris Olympics Drag Performers

Conservatives across the country are outraged by the number of drag and trans and other LGBTQ performers in the Paris opening ceremonies, and they are particularly miffed that one moment in the proceedings appeared to show the trans performers in last supper formation.

Relax snowflakes, it wasn’t even our country.
You don’t seem to mind when Star Wars characters do it.

Read more at nypost.

The Green Bay Packers signed Love to a $220M contract putting him at the top of the elite highly paid Quarterbacks. And that’s in history. He gets a $75 million signing bonus as part of the deal, with the rest covering a four year term.

He should be, he won a whole playoff game.

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Scott Hanson has been helping football fans enjoy the redzone across multiple football games for years, but can he make the gold zone work at the Olympics? It’s not the first year for GoldZone but it is the first year with Hanson at the mic.

Was hoping this was about urine.

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She’s back in business now, but earlier this summer, Stevie Nicks had to postpone some tour dates but didn’t say why other than mentioning a leg injury and a surgery. But now she told fans at the make up dates what happened. “I just got this weird infection, and it just went crazy. I finally just looked at my assistant, it was like two in the morning, and said, ‘I think we need to go to emergency,'” she confessed. “She looked at me and I just said, ‘I’m not kidding! I think we need to go to the hospital’.

How’s she’ going to blame this on Lindsay.

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During a conversation with Antoine Fuqua at San Diego Comic-Con, Emmerich was asked about the proposed remake of Fantastic Voyage with James Cameraon. “James Cameron is very overbearing, and so I, at one point, just gave up,” Emmerich replied during Collider’s Directors on Directing event, leading to laughter from the audience. “Because it’s like, ‘Is it your movie or my movie?’”

It’s his movie. Everything’s his

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Management at Gallagher’s Steak House in NYC had to put up a note on Perry Como’s photo explaining that it is not a photo of Jeffrey Epstein after diners kept complaining about why the restaurant would support such a monster.

Believe me you’d have a lot more fun at como island.

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“I think of, for example, the trans community, and how the vast majority of people don’t know or think they don’t know a trans person. The amount of misinformation and true, flat-out lies about our lives, who we are, our healthcare, spreads,” Page said. “I really want to encourage people to educate yourselves, to listen to trans people, to listen to trans youth, to listen to the parents of trans youth, many of whom were in denial about a certain situation, and if they have the means, having to flee certain states, are terrified that their children are going to be taken away from them when they’ve ben doing everything they can to make sure that their child can feel loved and thrive in their lives.”

Why don’t you ask Dave Chappelle?

Read more at EW
https://ew.com/elliot-page-slams-anti-trans-politics-the-view-8684378

Grab that bag honey. This thing isn’t going to last much longer.

Read more at TMZ