U.S. Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has resigned among many calls for her to step down after the Trump assassination attempt in Butler Pa.

At least they didn’t take a piece of her ear.

Read more at cnbc.

Black Diamond Pool in Yellowstone National Park had a violent eruption on Tuesday and tourists were freaking the fuck out running while black water mud and rocks spewed.

Kinda think maybe this is not a good sign.

Read more at barstool

Vice President Kamala Harris raked in $231 million from donors in the first 24 hours after launching her presidential campaign.

It’s all about the money. Always Be Closing.

Read more at NY Daily News.

A breaching whale capsized a 20-23 foot boat off the coast of Rye, New Hampshire Tuesday, and the whole thing was captured on video.

Why did we ever free Willy?

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He’s an Eagle now, but Barkeley is still angry about the way the Giants treated him. “I kind of felt like it was kind of a little disrespectful, to be honest,” he said during a conversation with The Athletic. “It’s kind of like a slap in the face.”

Never forget…they control the editing.

Read more at bleacher report

The Bengals QB showed up for his first day of work this season in Cincy with a haircut that everyone is comparing to Eminem.

Guess who’s back? Burrow’s back.

Read more at pagesix.

The Conester dated Lisa Kudrow from 88 to 93, including when she was filming the first season of Friends, and he was really jealous of how much Matthew Perry made her laugh.

Not afraid that he’d lose his girlfriend, just jealous of someone else being funny.

Read more at Daily Mail.

‘I’m 59, so I’m thinking about death all the time,’ he told BBC News

Ifi had his money and fame i wouldn’t want to die rither. Most of us are praying for it.

Read more at daily mail.

During his stand up show in AC, Davidson said ‘I did something bad. It’s not anything really to be celebrated, before talking about the community service he did to complete his sentence. He fulfilled his obligation by shadowing a neurosurgeon around Lenox Hospital in NYC, thanks to a hookup from his sister. On stage he joked about the fact that other people who get to shadow brilliant doctors have to work hard to earn it, while he got his spot by crashing into someone’s house. He also said he was pissed about having to take a class, and visit a morgue, and would have rather gone to jail for the day.

Nice that you’re back. We all look forward to your next major fuckup.

Read more at Daily Mail.

“What it did for comedy and our climate of sensitivity, I think was necessary and of value,” Hart told Rooks, adding, “I can side with time and see where he’s coming from, and just him wanting to protect, the idea of family and the conversation attached to that. That’s probably where that’s coming from. And you know, I’m not privy to whatever he dealt with after, so I know his response and saying something about it was a result of possibly that.”

Katt says you’re an industry plant.

Read more at THR

Tim is coming back to Netflix with a new special- that will take form of an unscripted, talk show-style special that will focus on America’s current events.

so in other words its one woisode of his podcast

Read more at Deadline

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