Thursday July 4 Daily Links

THURSDAY 7.4
NEWS STORIES
One Third of Dems Want Biden Out
33% of registered democrats would like Biden to step aside following last week’s poor debate performance. This despite the fact that there aren’t any other candidates who could outperform Biden in any polls.
The other 2/3 are over 65 years old.
Hurricane Beryl Is No Joke
It’s really early for major hurricanes, and yet Ms. Beryl is tearing shit up in the Carribean as a cat 4, right here in the early days of July. Many of the Carribean islands are on high alert as Beryl draws close.
It wont hit America so we will ignore it.
Odds on Kamala To Take Spot from Bide
Vice President Kamala Harris overtook President Joe Biden as the favorite to represent the Democratic party in the 2024 presidential election on a political betting platform, PredictIt.
Put your money on “doubt it.”
Karen Read Getting Very Cozy With Her Lawyer
A Bentley college professor on trial for hitting her police officer husband with her car and leaving him to die was spotted last week being very cozy with her lawyer at a Boston steakhouse. This all went down last week before the Jury returned with a mistrial declaration. They were both pretty casual and full of grab assy fun.
This will be great for the movie.
SPORTS
Gavin Newsom Launching Podcast With Marshawn Lynch
California Gov. Gavin Newsom is launching a podcast with retired NFL star Marshawn Lynch and Doug Hendrickson. They’re calling it Politickin’
Glad to see that he’s serious.
Philly Broadcaster Banned From Philly Ballpark
Howard Eskin has been banned from Citizens Bank Park for the remainder of the season after kissing an Aramark employee who wasn’t interested in being kissed.
Can’t we just tattoo creep on his forehead and set him loose?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Get Ready For Dead People Reading Books
The estates of Judy Garland, James Dean, and Burt Reynolds have all signed on to an audio deal to allow their voices to be used to read text based content to users, as well as to read audio books.
The future sucks ass.
Italy Giving Kevin Spacey an Award
Kevin Spacey will be honored with Italy’s Award for Lifetime Achievement at a special gala evening event.
In Italy, Kevin Spacey is considered a gentleman.
Jason Mraz Explains Why He Came Out So Late in Life
“In the ’90s, being gay was like [the] punchline of a joke, and I didn’t want to be the punchline of a joke,” Mraz said. As a teenager, he ultimately decided to keep “my nose down” and figure out “ways I could instead get out and see the world one day.”
We knew you were gay with that last name Mraz.
Michael Rooker Defends Costner Epic
“It’s real cinema, folks. Be prepared. We ain’t used to that shit,” Rooker said. “We’re used to 90 minute movies. Everything is 90 minutes. Give me a break. Get over that shit. Let’s watch a movie that actually tells a story where you learn about the people and grow to like them or hate them. It’s not all fast and cut, cut cut.”
Hey Rook, give people what they don’t want, and they wont take it.
Melissa Etheridge Says David Crosby Spread That Seed Around
“We’re still finding kids from David Crosby out in the world,” said Etheridge, who used Crosby as a sperm donor for two of her children.
Lets hope they get the voice and not the addictive personality.
VIRAL & TRENDING
Everyones Searching Pornhub for Hawk Tua
Hey Porn Hub content creators, you’d better update your metadata because the hot search right now on the platform is Hawk Tua, with millions entering the search term looking for results.
Her fame is going to last as long as a porn hub visit.
Read more at TMZ
https://www.tmz.com/2024/07/03/hawk-tuah-getting-millions-pornhub-searches/
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