Looks like Senator John Fetterman was at fault for a car accident this week. He was allegedly driving well over the speed limit when he rear ended another car.

Let’s face it. It was just a stroke of bad luck.

Read more at ny post.

A former hostess at New York City’s TAO restaurant returned to dump a bag of shit into the Koi Pond, causing about $3000 in damage.

Okay, where’d you get the poop?

Read more at NY Post.

The flooding from intense rainfall is so serious in South Florida that its being called life threatening, and it aint over yet.

No wonder everyone’s moving there.

Read more at nbcnews

It’s the hottest June in the history of Las Vegas, the records are melting. Literally.

They could use some of that Florida rain

Read more at Review Journal

A series of 8 paintings, titled the Golden 8 depicting and signed by Michael Phelps will be going on sale for $2 million including a painting of the famous shot of him coming up out of the water for a breath.

This is more coarsely known as the Michael Phelps bukakke pic.

Read more at TMZ

Kobayashi retired, and Chestnut has been banned from the Nathans Fourth of July contest but that doesn’t mean we aren’t getting a showdown. The two have agreed to do a labor day Hot Dog eating contest for Netflix.

Who eats hotdogs in September?

Read more at TMZ

The queen of the diet rollercoaster has been hospitalized with a serious medical condition involving her stomach. She is currently recovering and saying it was all just related to a stomach virus and an inability to hydrate.

Thanks Ozempic.

Read more at urban hollywood.

Musk has a sexual relationship with a former intern who later made it onto his executive team which seems a bit shady, and there are other stories about some of the in-dating at Space X starting trouble.

If Bill Clinton taught us anything, its don’t fuck the interns.

Read more at The Verge

They’re spoiling the movies! People are complaining that trigger warns shown before a movie are giving away that things are coming up of a certain nature and ruining the fun of surprise.

Why would you even watch a movie that isn’t edgy enough to get trigger warnings.

Read more at variety

A source told InTouch Weekly that George and Amal are starting to crack under the pressure. “They are in two very different worlds 90 percent of the day. They’re leading separate lives.”

What pressure? Being rich and beautiful?

Read more at in touch weekly

This is a new trend, its a workout where women do a lot of pussy and ass grinding and thrusting.

Dunno if it helps them, but if you watch the video you’ll lose 4 ounces after only 5 minutes.

Read more at barstool.