Kony 2012 Mastermind Wishes He Was An Invisible Masturbator Right Now

Filmmaker and Co-founder of The Invisible Children Campaign, Jason “Radical” Russell, was arrested in San Diego for attacking cars and masturbating in public today. TMZ says he was brought in for “allegedly being drunk in public and masturbating,” as well as for “vandaliz[ing] cars.”

The CEO of Invisible Children released this statement: “Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalized yesterday suffering from exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition.”

You see kids? Going viral isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Even a man with the middle name “Radical” can crack under the pressure.

Read the story at laist.com and thank to tmz.com for the video.