Weatherman Worries About Sticky Asshole

Never understood why we needed the weatherman to leave the studio to show us what snow looks like. This guy got so bored that he decided to tell us that flakes are sticking to his asshole. No worries big man, they make a cream for that. Our favorite weatherman is Willard Scott because he gives you jelly if you live to be 100. They should give spoons to the centurions and make them race to see who can finish the jar by the commercial break.

Thanks break.com for this one.