Matt Gaetz is out of his old job, out of his new job, but he’s found himself something to do. He’s offering Cameo videos for over $500. He may have gotten the idea from George Santos who also keeps busy making vids for $250.

Does anyone who isn’t fresh out of Congress still use Cameo?

Read more at politico.

Flooding has caused the destruction of over 80,000 trees this year, that would have been bound for tree shops around the country.

In other words, expect to pay through the nose this year.

Read more at The Sun

The new DOGE efficiency team, headed by Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk is planning to target Planned Parenthood with budget cut recommendations. PP thinks this may be the reason for the recent 1200% spike in vasectomy appointments.

Finally, men care.

Read more at businessinsider.

Trudeau was spotted dancing around while one of Swift’s warm up tunes played just before she took to the stage.

Must be great to be in charge of a country where you have so much free time

Read more at TMZ

Jason and Kylie Kelce are expecting baby #4, to expand their family.

Aren’t Travis and Jason big enough babies already?

Read more at nypost.

The Army Black Knights are reportedly upset with the Navy Midshipmen for making use of the skull and crossbones for their annual rivalry game. The Navy’s theme is the Jolly Roger, which of course is pirate themed. Army feels the black flag is theirs.

That shit belongs in the water not on the ground

Read more at brobible.

The co-star of Wicked is looking extremely slender these days leaving many fans to wonder if she’s okay? She was always fit but is know looking downright gaunt.

Well you gotta be pretty light to travel in a bubble.

Read more at daily wire.

It should be no surprise that the Barefoot Contessa is not a fan of fast food, but you might not have expected her to have a fondness for one special chain. “I have to say, I don’t eat fast food at all, with one exception. When we’re in California doing book tours, we always have to go to In-N-Out Burger.”

She thinks it means something else

Read more at chowhound.

The film explores a time when Billy “lost his innocence” during a 1962 tour with Little Richard, when he was just 16 and the film suggests that something may have gone down between the two. Richard was 30.

Do you think Little Richard gave him the big dick?

Read more at variety

The infamous Alice who inspired “Alice’s Restaurant” has died at the age of 83.

Alice. You remember Alice? This is a song about Alice’s restaurant.

Read more at the berkshire edge.

A social media influencer who posted a video where every Thanksgiving ingredient is cooked in one pan is being pounced on by angry viewers insisting that she’s going to cause an outbreak of food poisoning is standing by her tin full of raw chicken, stringbean casserole, powdered mashed potatoes, yams with marshmallow and stovetop stuffing mixed right inside the bird.

At least she’s fast.

Read more at NY Post.