Vegans Suing Burger King Over The Little Meaty Bits

Vegans were excited to try Burger King’s new vegan friendly “Impossible Burger”. Then they found out that the great taste came from cooking it on the same grill as the Whopper.

This is the vegan version of “You son of a bitch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn’t you?
You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You-only-moved-the-headstones! Lies! Lies!”


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