The One Percenter’s Holiday Catalog
Ho-Ho-Ho! Happy Holidays! Got a millionaire on your gift list this year? Then you need to keep your copy of the One Percenter’s Holiday Catalog Handy. Something here for every baller on your list. All the rich kids of instagram shop here. So should you!
1. Starbucks Stainless Steel Gift Card. $450.
This super premium gift card costs $450 but only has $400 in Star-Bucks loaded on it. Offered exclusively on Gilt.com. (Found on wptv.com).
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2. Gold Pills. $475.
Want to literally shit gold? Now you can. Here’s what the catalog says: Analogous to our culture’s obsession with luxury and , these 24K gold leaf capsules turn your innermost parts into chambers of wealth. Consume and digest. Found on citizen-citizen.com.
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3. Diamond iPhone. About $8 million.
Custom made with over 500 diamonds totalling over 100 karats, two of these phones sold for about 8 million a piece. Want one of your very own? Check in with Stuart Hughes who custom makes exclusive elite gadgets. (Found on engadget.com).
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4. Edible Lifesized Gingerbread House. $15,000
This was offered in the 2010 Neiman Marcus Catalog for the kid who has everything, manufactured by Dylans Candy Shop in New York City. (Found on geekology.com).
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5. Personal Underwater Submarine. $2 Million
Available on hammacherschlemmer.com. From the catalog: This is the two-person submersible that can descend to a depth of 1,000′. With a maximum speed of three knots, it is powered by a 120- and 24-volt battery bank that provide up to six hours of continuous undersea adventure. (Found on mobilemag.com)
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6. Solid Gold Monopoly Game . About $2 million.
The set of dice alone is valued at $10,000, with 42 full-cut diamonds for the number dots. All of the properties that make up the game board are also set in gems, with some 165 gemstones in total. The “Chance” and “Community Chest” cards are photo-etched. This one isn’t for sale, at least as far as we know, but you know what they say, everything has a price. Found on wsj.com.
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7. Be the Man With the Golden Gun $2200.
This Desert Eagle® Mark XIX Pistol, .50 AE, Titanium Gold with Tiger Stripes retails for $2264. Look for it and find retailers on magnumresearcher.com.
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8. Waterproof Pool Table $6500.
Now you can play pool while being in a pool with the waterproof pool table. As expensive as they are durable, these custom made water proof pool tables are a must have item for people who love billiards and hate their savings account. (Found on thisiswhyimbroke.com and order it on opulantitems.com).
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9. Motorized Shoes $700.
spnKIX let you skate without the effort. They’re motorized roller skates that can go up to ten miles an hour with about a six mile run per charge session. Available at spnKIX.com.
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10. Walk in Beer Cooler $6700.
The Brew Cave can be your very own walk in Beer Cooler! From the catalog: This isn’t your typical beverage cooler; it’s more like a piece of heaven, if heaven were climate controlled and located in your basement. Seriously though, the BrewCave is the walk in cooler that has everything! Order it now on kegworks.com.
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11. Solid Gold Visa Card. $100,000
The card is embedded with 26 diamonds equal to 0.17 carats, but it’s not just for show. While it doesn’t have a magnetic strip, it can be used for chip-based transactions. The card costs $100,000 for the first year — $65,000 for the card itself with the remaining $45,000 as credit, a spokesperson for Visa confirmed. The annual fee is $2,000. (Found on foxbusiness.com).
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12. Giant Outdoor Television. $11,000
The CSeed 201 is the largest outdoor LED television . It’s stored in a vault underground and one press of a button begins a fully automated “unfolding” process that has to be seen to be fully believed. For more information visit cseed.tv and watch their nifty little video demo.
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13. Solid Gold Butt Plug (Prostate Massager), $2500
The catalog describes this luxury item as a non-vibrating gentleman’s pleasure object, 18K gold plate, designed to provide targeted prostate massage through anal penetration. Wth the added stimulation of warmed or cooled precious metal, it’s a sensory revelation. Hygienic, stylish and ready for play, Earl is smooth and designed with a ring for easy removal. Comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box with matching cufflinks,(found on babeland.com)
