The Tigers may have lost the game, but star pitcher Justin Verlander won big time last night when he gave his long rumored girlfriend Kate Upton a souvenir. Who the hell is going to care about losing when they are going home with Kate Upton?
If you read the Drudge Report, you'd think it was. Women and children immigrants will be housed at a remodeled detention center where they will have access to "suites" with, Jesus Christ, flat screen televisions.
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