August 5, 2014

Justin Verlander Scores In-Game Points With Kate Upton

The Tigers may have lost the game, but star pitcher Justin Verlander won big time last night when he gave his long rumored girlfriend Kate Upton a souvenir. Who the hell is going to care about losing when they are going home with Kate Upton?
August 5, 2014

Is Vince Vaughn Joining True Detective!?

There are a lot of rumors flying around about the new season of HBO's True Detective series.
August 5, 2014

The No Shit Report: Tennis Tour Cancels Israel Open

The ATP 250-level event, scheduled for after the US Open, was to have been the first tournament held in the country since 1996.
August 5, 2014

Elon Musk Sez Robots Are More Dangerous Than Nukes

Over the weekend, Musk tweeted, "We need to be super careful with AI. Potentially more dangerous than nukes."
August 4, 2014

Here’s A Fish Smoking A Cigarette

The more amazing question is - How did he light it!?
August 3, 2014

Miami Dolphins Unveil New Team Credo

The Miami Dolphins have a new team credo that the team is putting out on t-shirts.
August 3, 2014

New York Times Runs Its First Ad For Weed

The New York Times is now taking ads for cannabis.
August 3, 2014

The How-Long-Can-You-Let-Yourself-Stay-On-Fire Challenge is Hot

According to this World Star Hip Hop video, the worst trend of 2014 has been the "fire challenge."
August 2, 2014

Pacers Paul George Suffers Horrendous Leg Injury In Team USA Scrimmage (Not Safe For Anywhere)

Late in a inter-squad scrimmage as Team USA prepares for the World Cup next month, Paul George went to defend a James Harden lay-up when his foot got caught in the base of the goal.
August 2, 2014

Vince McMahon Not Happy With WWE Network

In January Vince McMahon announced the new 24/7 WWE Network.
August 1, 2014

A Kickstarter to Draw the World’s Biggest Dick

This dude has a dream and he wants to make it happen.
August 1, 2014

Japan Knows How To Sell A Peach. Is This NSFW?

Peach groping has become a problem in Tokyo. Peaches now get their own train cars during rush hour.
August 1, 2014

Is This The Worst Thing To Ever Happen To America!?

If you read the Drudge Report, you'd think it was. Women and children immigrants will be housed at a remodeled detention center where they will have access to "suites" with, Jesus Christ, flat screen televisions.
July 28, 2014

Now You Can Help Pay Some Detroit Residents Delinquent Water Bills

The Detroit Water Project has been set up so you can help donate some cash to help pay off the nearly 91,000 delinquent water bills in Detroit,
July 28, 2014

Man Takes His Dying Dog Out On A Bucket List Trip

The NY man found out his dog of 16 years only has a few months to live so he's been taking him out to all "his favorite places".
July 28, 2014

Nude Painted Models Parade Down Broadway (NSFW)

So you can be naked in NYC as long as it is part of a "performance." OK, what about performing an lap dance?
July 24, 2014

AJ McCarron’s Wife Posts Bikini Selfie

Brent Musburger's dream girl posts an amazing honeymoon selfie.
July 24, 2014

The New Batsuit Goes to Comic Con

The newest bat suit, worn by Ben Affleck in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was mobbed in Comic Con in San Diego. This should be twice as interesting as the film.
July 24, 2014

Michael Rapaport Calls Spike Lee A Shit Stain

Rapaport and Spike Lee have been going at it with each other since Spike brought up the problem of gentrification in Brooklyn.
July 24, 2014

CNN Writer Argues For Eating Dogs

CNN columnist John D. Sutter argues that eating dogs could actually be helpful to America since we end up euthanizing 1.2 million of them anyway.
July 24, 2014

Coolio To Debut New Album On Pornhub

Coolio is looking to make a huge comeback to the music business and is doing this by debuting his new album exclusively to members of pornhub.com.
July 22, 2014

‘Poor Door’ Apt. Complex Approved

A NYC apartment complex that has a separate alley entrance for low income residents has now been approved by the city
July 22, 2014

Tony Dungy Wouldn’t Deal With Michael Sam

Tony Dungy shared his thoughts on the first openly gay football player to be drafter in the NFL, and they weren't what Michael Sam wanted to hear:
July 22, 2014

Victims Of Hall Of Fame Perv Get $190 Mil.

Johns Hopkins Hospital has agreed to pay $190 million in lawsuits stemming from the late Dr. Nikita Levy, who prosecutors say may have illegally recorded or […]
July 21, 2014

Kids Reacting to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

These little kids missed out on 90's Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles. Wait until they see Rage Against The Machine. They will lose their shit.
July 21, 2014

Who’s Ready for Cake in a Can!

Some Harvard Student's have invented Spray Cake. Cake batter in a can that can be sprayed into pan and baked, even in a microwave.
July 20, 2014

If Healthy and Clean is Your Lowest Priority, You Need The Dirty Plate Chicago

If you are bored of all of those Instagram accounts tweeting pictures of gorgeous healthy food, and never want to hear the word "veggie" again, you need to follow our second favorite Instagram account, The Dirty Plate Chicago.