August 12, 2016

Improv Your Way Out of This Quiz

We love Mike Birbiglia’s new movie “Don’t Think Twice” in theaters nationwide today, and we’re all caught up in all things Improv because the movie revolves […]
March 12, 2016

11 Little Known Ingredients in Trump Wine

Set featured image The Daily Beast recently reported that Trump wine is built on an acre of lies! We’re sure he’s telling the truth about everything […]
February 8, 2016

Things Overheard From New Zealand Economic Minister’s Staff Right Before Dildo Toss…

A pink dildo hit a high ranking New Zealand politician in the face last week. It was thrown by a protestor. Here are the TOP TEN things overheard from the New Zealand Economic Minister's staff just before the dildo was tossed at him...
February 1, 2016

Meme’d From the Headlines: Reactions to Open Air Urinals

Just in time for Super Bowl 50, San Francisco is breaking out something new! Open air urinals! Piss right out on the sidewalk with all the easy you want and all the privacy you need. Our meme'd from the headlines team got some early reactions to the new "restrooms".
December 29, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: NYE in Times Square

It's New Years Eve and you've made the decision to do it this year-- you're spending the night in Times Square. Then you get there and it's cold, and crowded and you can't go pee, and there are creeps squishing up against you. But as long as you're there, here's a handy checklist of things that are signs its time to head out. 13 things you don't want to hear while standing in Times Square on New Years Eve.
December 25, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Signs Your UPS Guy Was Overworked This Christmas

Those UPS guys have a lot to do come Christmastime and there were more than a few meltdowns this year from over worked over-packaged delivery guys. If your UPS guy is about to blow, stand at least 20 feet back. Here are some clues that its time to take a few steps back.
December 22, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Bad Store Santas

There are a lot of store Santa's out there. Some of them are saints, and some of them are drunks. And some of them are saints and drunks. How do you tell if your store's Santa is a good santa or a bad santa? Here's a few tips.
December 12, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Skydiving Without a Chute

Huffpo did a story about a new crazy sport- sky diving without a parachute. Sound crazy? Yep. His life depends on two men who do have parachutes 'catching' him after he drops through the clouds. We read the manual for skydiving without a chute and there's some fine print you will want to know about before you take the plunge.
December 11, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Charitable States

Time magazine reported on which states are the most charitable in the United States.
December 10, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Pizza School!

Big news in the pizza-verse! Now you can get a degree in pizza! Just think of the possibilities! A degree every college student can pass. But what will be taught? What is there to learn? Puh-lenty!
December 6, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Overheard at NYC’s Christmas Tree Lighting

Last week in New York City they lit that giant tree over at Rockefeller Center. We just got a report on some of the things overheard in the crowd this year.
November 29, 2015

Meme’d From The Headlines: Scented Underwear

From the files of things you had no idea you needed or wanted, comes the newest product sensation, bacon scented underwear for men. If you're thinking to yourself-- I wonder what other ideas they went through and rejected before settling on bacon-- then you're reading our minds. We went deep undercover to find out.
November 28, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Overdone Thanksgiving?

Every year Bob Belcher overdoes Thanksgiving on Bob's Burgers. He's not the only man in America- real or drawn- who gets carried away. Millions of you overshoot the mark too. Here are some signs that like Bob, you're taking it all too far.
November 24, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Taco Bell Improvements

Not long ago, Taco Bell announced they would be switching to free range eggs. Now with the success of the free range egg campaign, Taco Bell is secretly meeting to plan a dozen more upgrades to their ingredients. We hid out under stairways and in bathroom stalls to get the info, because we care that much. Here are some of the other improvements under consideration.
November 18, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines Reports From the Toilet Cafe

A brand new toilet themed cafe has opened up and the early reports are, it stinks!
November 5, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Squirrel Thoughts 21 Floors Down

This week the media went NUTS over a jumping squirrel. This little guy leaped from a 21st floor balcony, and stuck the landing! Alive! What went through his mind on the way down? We've got the inside scoop.
November 4, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: The Next GOP Debate

The huffingtonpost has some thoughts for guidelines on the next GOP debate, like dropping the opening statements, limiting questions, and eliminating the undercards. We have the inside track on some other guidelines being thrown about. Here's a list on the new guidelines being considered for the next GOP debate.
November 2, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Bad Seafood

This week a California seafoodery was outted in the media. Apparently the restaurant monikered "best seafood in the bay area" was linked to more than 140 cases of a serious stomach infection. Many of them ended up in the ICU as a result of the Shingelosis. We don't want you, the readers to end up with any seafood related ailments, so here are some handy signs that a restaurant may actually not be the "Best Seafood in the Bay Area."
October 29, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Naked Roller Coastering (NSFW)

There is a group for everyone and every thing. This week the Huffington Post reported about a group of thrill seekers who road a rollercoaster buck naked to raise cash for charity. In case anyone slipped in accidentally and the tits and ass weren't a dead giveaway, here are some signs that you've gotten on a coaster with a bunch of naked people.
October 28, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Signs Your Treats Are Worse Than Your Tricks

Halloween is coming! Don't be the worst house on the block. We gathered a team of kids to let us know, how to let you know, how to tell your house is the worst on the block.
October 27, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Other Stores Forced to Change Their Names

A coffee shop in England was forced to change its name from Fuckoffee. Huffpo picked up the story but what they didn't cover was all the other stores on the block that have already caved to pressure from the British police. Here's to all the falling stores with formerly great names.
October 25, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Signs a Prick Made Your Painting

[tps_header]Signs you bought a painting by a guy who uses his penis…..[/tps_header] Last week we featured a wire story about a guy who paints using his […]
October 25, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Benghazi Hearings

Last week Benghazi hearings went on and on and on. For eleven hours the publicans tried to take down Hillary. During that time there were plenty of off mic conversation. We were able to secretly record them. Here's what we heard.
October 16, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Don’t Halloween At Work

[tps_header]Reasons for not wearing Halloween costume to work….[/tps_header] Huffypo shared a video with some darn good reasons to not wear your Halloween costume to work this […]
October 14, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: The Butterfly Effect

Lesser known drawbacks to releasing butterflies… Takepart.com wants to warn America that there are some drawbacks to releasing captive-bred Monarch butterflies. Here are a few more […]
October 12, 2015

Meme’d From the Headline: What Happens If You Lost Your Pilot In Flight

With the unfortunate death of an American Airlines pilot during a flight...sadly there where some uncomfortable announcements made to the passengers during the flight...
October 10, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Free Work! Who Wants In?

This week the media had a field day with a new 'perk' Urban Outfitters offered employees-- the chance to work for free! UO thanked employees for volunteering to work for free to help get some company business done faster. We've heard rumors of some other perks Urban Outfitters plans to offer next....