Dad Wants Petitions to Get His Kids School Mascot to Not Sound Like Penis

One angry Utah dad has started a petition on to get his child’s school to change their mascot, the Phoenix. Why? Because pluralized as phoenixes sounds a lot like penises.

Okay even C’mon even if people do get it confused, the Fighting Penises sounds like something you don’t want to mess with.


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