Cap’n Crunch is a Dirty Liar
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The internet has unearthed a conspiracy about the beloved cereal mascot that nobody saw coming. Cap’n Crunch is, in fact, a commander, based on the 3 stripes on his uniform (a captain’s uniform has 4). Also, it appears that “crunch-atizing” people is actually impossible. The outrage!
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