Better Headlines: Peyton Goes to Denver

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New York Post:  Bronc’s Bomber

New York Daily News:  Move To Pey Off

 

The question of Peyton Manning’s next move has been the big question for a very long time now.  Ever since his injury took him off the field in 2011.  Would he play again?  Would he play for the Colts?  If not, where would he go?  Well we finally have our answer.  He’s going to Denver.    If that’s not headline grabbing enough, all by itself— it also means that the headline grabbing Tim Tebow is out in Denver.  This is a huge sports news!  There should be BETTER HEADLINES!

 

  • A Colt Becomes a Bronco. Peyton will only play for teams with horse names.
  • Manning Takes Tebow’s Job. Peyton Finally Beats a Gator.
  • Hey Denver! Manning Coming To Your Bad Neck Of The Woods.
  • The Lord Heals Manning’s Neck. Where’s Your God Now Tebow!?
  • Archie Manning Says It’s Okay For Son To Play In Denver
  • Elway Hires Manning. Big Teeth Meet Long Neck
  • Manning Picks Denver To End His Career
  • Tebowing Is Out In Denver. Manninging Not As Catchy.
  • God Answers Everyone’s Prayers In Denver. Except For Tebow’s.
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