Yuck! Elmo’s Sex Emails Revealed


Oh God do we really need to know every detail of this? America’s fascination with other people’s sex lives continues.

Found on tmz.com.

30 comments
seamus98
seamus98

this was all done to make the hamburglar  jealous

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

Sesame street, Penn State, the Catholic Church..    Grimace  cupped my balls when i was a child.

RonsCigar
RonsCigar

He canceled production of his Russian prisoner puppet

YotaruVegeta
YotaruVegeta

Elmo tried to tell the motherfucker to not leave a trail. But noooo, no one listens to Elmo. Sheeeeeeet!

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

puppeteering aint easy, gotta have a strong puppet hand.

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

This guy added the angle of fucking the kids Elmo entertains as soon as they turn 18.  That's his contributinon to the Elmo franchise.

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

Can we get Fez to try out to be the next Elmo? Fez-mo will rule.

 

I hope the next Elmo grows some balls and talks in a deep baritone.

harlequincy
harlequincy

I'm with Fez, this has everything to do with the guy being homosexual.

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

This guy is Earl Douglas if Earl had an imagination.

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

How do you know if the kid was molested before you investigate it, Fez?

Drippy Granny
Drippy Granny

I always figured the whole Sesimi Street show was just a huge euphemism for gay.

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

Gee, a grown man playing with kids and muppets, didn't see this coming ? 

RonsCigar
RonsCigar

Wonder if he does the Elmo voice when he cums?

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

Okay that's the last time I let my nephew play with the playskool Sesame Street fun time computer...

bmqq316
bmqq316

Hard to believe a man who makes a living with his hand up a puppets ass likes boys a little on the young side.

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Fez will be defending this today.

 

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

He was probably a grouch when he couldn't get his Big Bird sucked !

SkoobaDoo
SkoobaDoo

"Oh God do we really need to know every detail of this?"

 

Why did the IBang post it then?

Ray in Pittsburgh
Ray in Pittsburgh

He has an ASSISTANT? Now I understand why mittens wanted to fire them.

John in va
John in va

@SkoobaDoo the editor of the ibang as nothing else to do