Yuck! Elmo’s Sex Emails Revealed


Oh God do we really need to know every detail of this? America’s fascination with other people’s sex lives continues.

Found on tmz.com.

31 Comments

  1. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 13, 2012 at 9:35 am

    He has an ASSISTANT? Now I understand why mittens wanted to fire them.

  2. SkoobaDoo

    November 13, 2012 at 9:43 am

    “Oh God do we really need to know every detail of this?”
     
    Why did the IBang post it then?

    • John in va

      November 13, 2012 at 10:43 am

      @SkoobaDoo the editor of the ibang as nothing else to do

  3. AnthonyLoman

    November 13, 2012 at 9:56 am

    He is not a people he is a muppet!

  4. galactictraveler

    November 13, 2012 at 10:29 am

    He was probably a grouch when he couldn’t get his Big Bird sucked !

    • Docintoxicated

      November 13, 2012 at 11:38 am

      @galactictraveler He really wanted to stomp through the mud singing his rainy day song to go visit Mr. Hooper.

  5. Aria Taint

    November 13, 2012 at 10:38 am

    Fez will be defending this today.

  6. bmqq316

    November 13, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Hard to believe a man who makes a living with his hand up a puppets ass likes boys a little on the young side.

  7. Docintoxicated

    November 13, 2012 at 11:36 am

    Okay that’s the last time I let my nephew play with the playskool Sesame Street fun time computer…

  8. RonsCigar

    November 13, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Wonder if he does the Elmo voice when he cums?

  9. Ziggy Stardust

    November 13, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Gee, a grown man playing with kids and muppets, didn’t see this coming ?

  10. K Dubya

    November 13, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    Oh shit, it is over

  11. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 13, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Kill that fucker already…

    • DeathProof

      November 13, 2012 at 1:58 pm

      @Cletus from Brooklyn All puppets are evil!

  12. Drippy Granny

    November 13, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    I always figured the whole Sesimi Street show was just a huge euphemism for gay.

  13. Narc Zito

    November 13, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    How do you know if the kid was molested before you investigate it, Fez?

  14. Aria Taint

    November 13, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Here we fucking go…

  15. BadNewsJeff

    November 13, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    This guy is Earl Douglas if Earl had an imagination.

  16. harlequincy

    November 13, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    I’m with Fez, this has everything to do with the guy being homosexual.

  17. Docintoxicated

    November 13, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Can we get Fez to try out to be the next Elmo? Fez-mo will rule.
     
    I hope the next Elmo grows some balls and talks in a deep baritone.

    • harlequincy

      November 13, 2012 at 1:55 pm

      @Docintoxicated big hairy red puppet dick and balls

  18. DeathProof

    November 13, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Fuck and suck it puppet!

  19. harlequincy

    November 13, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Puppet Hicks

  20. BadNewsJeff

    November 13, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    This guy added the angle of fucking the kids Elmo entertains as soon as they turn 18.  That’s his contributinon to the Elmo franchise.

  21. Aria Taint

    November 13, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    puppeteering aint easy, gotta have a strong puppet hand.

  22. ShowerBench

    November 13, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    the new red menace

  23. yotaruvegeta

    November 13, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    Elmo tried to tell the motherfucker to not leave a trail. But noooo, no one listens to Elmo. Sheeeeeeet!

  24. RonsCigar

    November 13, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    He canceled production of his Russian prisoner puppet

  25. Shaggyballz74

    November 13, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    Sesame street, Penn State, the Catholic Church..    Grimace  cupped my balls when i was a child.

  26. seamus98

    November 13, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    this was all done to make the hamburglar  jealous

  27. Fart Monster

    November 14, 2012 at 12:15 am

    Sunny day, wiping the cum away!