WTF? Zoo Break In Leads to Dead Monkey

Police are looking for two morons who broke into a Boise Idaho Zoo and beat a monkey to death. No idea if the monkey had a gambling debt or was a police informant.



  1. turfgrass64

    November 18, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    ding, ding, ding!!!!

  2. Judge Smails

    November 18, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    I can’t imagine how depressing a zoo in Boise, Idaho must be.  Believe me, they probably did the monkey a favor.  God bless them.

  3. Pool Keepers Son

    November 18, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    The hangover III

  4. Pool Keepers Son

    November 18, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    I only spank my monkey, no beatings

  5. Pool Keepers Son

    November 18, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    Any dead cats found?

  6. jerkstoresean

    November 18, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    What kind of panzees could do that to a poor monkey?

    • Pool Keepers Son

      November 18, 2012 at 6:48 pm

      @jerkstoresean chim?

      • jerkstoresean

        November 18, 2012 at 6:55 pm

        @Pool Keepers Son exactamundo!

  7. FLprodivider66

    November 18, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Hate crime?

  8. CryBaby1

    November 18, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    Does anyone else expect Rev. Al to make an appearance? I don’t.

  9. Shaggyballz74

    November 18, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    To be fair, it was wearing a hoodie and eating skittles

  10. galactictraveler

    November 18, 2012 at 7:05 pm


  11. FinkM3

    November 18, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    proves if you die from a monkey your a bitch

  12. AndreFromCanada

    November 18, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Someone said the monkey’s last words were “cookie… cookie… cookie…”.

    • AnthonyLoman

      November 18, 2012 at 8:10 pm

      @AndreFromCanada No those where Fez’s cat’s last words as it mercilessly microwaved it to death.

  13. RonsCigar

    November 18, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    I’ll bet money those guys were either dusted or on bath salts. Probably bath salts because I’m not sure if there is a dust market in Idaho.

  14. galactictraveler

    November 18, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    Get your hands off me, you damn dirty human !

  15. SerotoninsGone

    November 18, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    Someone ring the inappropriate bell for me. Tks.

  16. seamus98

    November 18, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    the monkey stole their potatoes.

  17. eddietirebiter

    November 18, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    Unfortunatly when you are looking for two morons, there are way too many suspects that fit that discription.  My guess is frat boys tried to steal the poor thing as a prank and when it of course started grabbing and biting they smacked it against something.  The Boise zoo is right next to BSU.

  18. K Dubya

    November 18, 2012 at 11:53 pm

    Don’t they know you’ve got to shock the monkey

  19. Mr Nelson

    November 19, 2012 at 12:49 am

    the fuck else you gonna do for fun in boise?

  20. the jerm

    November 19, 2012 at 8:01 am


    • K Dubya

      November 19, 2012 at 8:54 am

      @the jerm He only kills cats

  21. SpongeSteve

    November 19, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Careful Ron these comments could end up on “hello there racists”

  22. ecupirate

    November 19, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Where was fez at this weekend, those meds have turned fez in to a serial killer of animals

  23. Jerry65

    November 19, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Hey, you want to throw your shit at me? I told you we would be back mother fucker!

  24. Ziggy Stardust

    November 19, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    “For God’s sake! What kind of man hits a defenseless animal??”

  25. BadNewsJeff

    November 19, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    I’d like to solve this mystery Ronnie-B style- read the facts and issue a case-solving announcement.  I read the article, and the only clue I have to work with is that one of guys that broke into the zoo had a hat with a white skull and the letters “M L” written on.  I’m gonna say Mafia Life Chris did it with one of his Italian cronies.

  26. Sackman

    November 19, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    snitches get stitches

  27. Sackman

    November 19, 2012 at 5:10 pm

    I wonder if his friends caught the video on their iPhones in portrait mode, and put the video on World Star…

  28. thejerseyjon

    November 21, 2012 at 7:19 am

    They had the Red Rose Tea jingle stuck in their heads and well someone had to pay.