I wonder if his friends caught the video on their iPhones in portrait mode, and put the video on World Star...
I'd like to solve this mystery Ronnie-B style- read the facts and issue a case-solving announcement. I read the article, and the only clue I have to work with is that one of guys that broke into the zoo had a hat with a white skull and the letters "M L" written on. I'm gonna say Mafia Life Chris did it with one of his Italian cronies.
Unfortunatly when you are looking for two morons, there are way too many suspects that fit that discription. My guess is frat boys tried to steal the poor thing as a prank and when it of course started grabbing and biting they smacked it against something. The Boise zoo is right next to BSU.
I'll bet money those guys were either dusted or on bath salts. Probably bath salts because I'm not sure if there is a dust market in Idaho.
I can't imagine how depressing a zoo in Boise, Idaho must be. Believe me, they probably did the monkey a favor. God bless them.