WTF? Zoo Break In Leads to Dead Monkey


Police are looking for two morons who broke into a Boise Idaho Zoo and beat a monkey to death. No idea if the monkey had a gambling debt or was a police informant.

Read more at nbcnews.com.

29 comments
thejerseyjon
thejerseyjon

They had the Red Rose Tea jingle stuck in their heads and well someone had to pay.

Sackman
Sackman

I wonder if his friends caught the video on their iPhones in portrait mode, and put the video on World Star...

Sackman
Sackman

snitches get stitches

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

I'd like to solve this mystery Ronnie-B style- read the facts and issue a case-solving announcement.  I read the article, and the only clue I have to work with is that one of guys that broke into the zoo had a hat with a white skull and the letters "M L" written on.  I'm gonna say Mafia Life Chris did it with one of his Italian cronies.

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

"For God's sake! What kind of man hits a defenseless animal??" 

Jerry65
Jerry65

Hey, you want to throw your shit at me? I told you we would be back mother fucker!

ecupirate
ecupirate

Where was fez at this weekend, those meds have turned fez in to a serial killer of animals

SpongeSteve
SpongeSteve

Careful Ron these comments could end up on "hello there racists"

Mr Nelson
Mr Nelson

the fuck else you gonna do for fun in boise? 

eddietirebiter
eddietirebiter

Unfortunatly when you are looking for two morons, there are way too many suspects that fit that discription.  My guess is frat boys tried to steal the poor thing as a prank and when it of course started grabbing and biting they smacked it against something.  The Boise zoo is right next to BSU.  

seamus98
seamus98

the monkey stole their potatoes.

SerotoninsGone
SerotoninsGone

Someone ring the inappropriate bell for me. Tks.

RonsCigar
RonsCigar

I'll bet money those guys were either dusted or on bath salts. Probably bath salts because I'm not sure if there is a dust market in Idaho.

AndreFromCanada
AndreFromCanada

Someone said the monkey's last words were "cookie... cookie... cookie...".

FinkM3
FinkM3

proves if you die from a monkey your a bitch

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

To be fair, it was wearing a hoodie and eating skittles

CryBaby1
CryBaby1

Does anyone else expect Rev. Al to make an appearance? I don't.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

What kind of panzees could do that to a poor monkey?

Judge Smails
Judge Smails

I can't imagine how depressing a zoo in Boise, Idaho must be.  Believe me, they probably did the monkey a favor.  God bless them.