Woman Arrested After Putting Child in Headlock


A drunk Florida woman who put her friend’s daughter in a wrestling headlock was arrested on a child abuse charge Tuesday evening. Oh Florida thank you, we can’t wait for all the drunk and wired Christmas madness that you will bring us.

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14 comments
Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

Hell the kid probably outweighed the drunk bitch ! 

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

Should have body slammed the little nipper and claim she fell !

mistawag
mistawag

The only law she broke was forgetting to tag in. FL is very strict on that.

CryBaby1
CryBaby1

It sounds like this girl needed discipline. Most kids need discipline. When my kid was 4 years old we had a problem with him talking to strangers. Here's how we solved the problem: I had a friend from work drive by the house when my kid was playing in the yard. He lured him to the car with the old "Wanna see a puppy?" story. Then he threw him in the back seat and drove off with him. For two hours he shouted threats at him, like "You'll never see your Mommy and Daddy again!". Then he dropped him off at a distant 7-11. I just "happened" to be driving by and picked him up. Since then my kid speaks to no one. He leaves the house (reluctantly) only for school. He doesn't make eye contact with anyone. He has a slight twitch on the right side of his face but that's a small price to pay for peace of mind.

Beer
Beer

What happened in Tampa?

sterlingblue
sterlingblue

Please tell me this was near Clearwater, FL. It would explain so much.....

TSheehan
TSheehan

Heard they stopped her right before she came off the dining room table with the flying elbow

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

If You can't out smart a 4 yr old its time to do some time

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

I once put my girl in the camel clutch for refusing anal. Last time she did that...

Jumbo151
Jumbo151

I guess she wasnt hanging onto thetag rope.

Jumbo151
Jumbo151

The is some solid parenting right there.

Jumbo151
Jumbo151

Did you make her humble with your 10 inch cock?