Woman Arrested After Putting Child in Headlock

A drunk Florida woman who put her friend’s daughter in a wrestling headlock was arrested on a child abuse charge Tuesday evening. Oh Florida thank you, we can’t wait for all the drunk and wired Christmas madness that you will bring us.

Read more at gainesville.com.  Found on fark.com.


  1. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 21, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    I once put my girl in the camel clutch for refusing anal. Last time she did that…

    • HummusMagnate

      November 21, 2012 at 9:55 pm

      @Cletus from Brooklyn Thanks!!!

      • TimLemerande

        November 22, 2012 at 11:16 am

        Did you make her humble with your 10 inch cock?

  2. Pool Keepers Son

    November 21, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    If You can’t out smart a 4 yr old its time to do some time

  3. TSheehan

    November 21, 2012 at 11:05 pm

    Heard they stopped her right before she came off the dining room table with the flying elbow

  4. sterlingblue

    November 21, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    Please tell me this was near Clearwater, FL. It would explain so much…..

  5. K Dubya

    November 21, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    I need to hear both sides before i pass judgement

  6. Beer

    November 22, 2012 at 4:46 am

    What happened in Tampa?

  7. CryBaby1

    November 22, 2012 at 7:16 am

    It sounds like this girl needed discipline. Most kids need discipline. When my kid was 4 years old we had a problem with him talking to strangers. Here’s how we solved the problem: I had a friend from work drive by the house when my kid was playing in the yard. He lured him to the car with the old “Wanna see a puppy?” story. Then he threw him in the back seat and drove off with him. For two hours he shouted threats at him, like “You’ll never see your Mommy and Daddy again!”. Then he dropped him off at a distant 7-11. I just “happened” to be driving by and picked him up. Since then my kid speaks to no one. He leaves the house (reluctantly) only for school. He doesn’t make eye contact with anyone. He has a slight twitch on the right side of his face but that’s a small price to pay for peace of mind.

    • TimLemerande

      November 22, 2012 at 11:15 am

      The is some solid parenting right there.

      • CryBaby1

        November 22, 2012 at 1:54 pm

         Thank you. Not many people would agree with you.

  8. mistawag

    November 22, 2012 at 7:39 am

    The only law she broke was forgetting to tag in. FL is very strict on that.

    • TimLemerande

      November 22, 2012 at 11:14 am

      I guess she wasnt hanging onto thetag rope.

  9. galactictraveler

    November 22, 2012 at 8:27 am

    Should have body slammed the little nipper and claim she fell !

  10. Ziggy Stardust

    November 22, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Hell the kid probably outweighed the drunk bitch !