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Yesterday we reported about author Jonah Lehrer stepping down from his position with The New Yorker after he admitted to fabricating Bob Dylan quotes.  Win a signed copy of Jonah Lehrer’s Imagine by sending us the false Bob Dylan quotes you spotted.  Best one wins.

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pokerface1947
pokerface1947

How does it feel

How does it feel

To have your lies laid bare

Without a blame to share

A book that’s all hot air

Like a Jonah Leher.

 

DeathProof
DeathProof

"Guess they figured out how to build a pyramid with out the callers callin' in!"

Ojohnsten
Ojohnsten

I just flushed something more famous than jenny hutt

Beer
Beer

Fart,fuck,shit!- bob dylan

DjKB
DjKB

"Blame it on the rain... Blame it on the stars.. Whatever you do don't put the blame on you Blame it on the rain yeah yeah' is what Bob Dylan stated he said to his first girlfriend in grade school after they broke up....

Elwood
Elwood

"You do know the song is about my Vagina right?"

boheemy
boheemy

"When did I record that piece of shit?"- Bob Dylan after watching Mr. Blonde lop off a cop's ear...

boheemy
boheemy

"Never pet a burning dog."- Bob Dylan after accidentally lighting a Corgi and stroking his charring fur.

crazygeek
crazygeek

"I'm just an analog man" - Bob Dylan

Christopher Brooklyn
Christopher Brooklyn

I read in volume 4..Dylan said" And thanks for all the first responders for doing Ron Bennington Interviews"

Timboty
Timboty

"Cookie...., cookie..., cookie" - Bob Dylan

ilovebobbuel.com
ilovebobbuel.com

"The times, they are-a-pretty much going the same." - Bob Dylan

easzy8
easzy8

"I totally support Chic-Fil-a" -Bob Dylan

Sackman
Sackman

"John Denver was full of shit..."

Sackman
Sackman

"You know you're ugly, right!?"

Jerry65
Jerry65

What's a pepper hicks? - Bob Dylan

Jerry65
Jerry65

I like ugly hats - Bob Dylan

easzy8
easzy8

"I gotta have more cowbell"- Bob Dylan

easzy8
easzy8

"I got my unique voice from watching Deputy Dog cartoons" - Bob Dylan

ianfrommontreal
ianfrommontreal

When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically.

YanksandBeans
YanksandBeans

"May your heart always be joyful. May your Dong always be Hung" -Bob Dylan

Foggy_Otis
Foggy_Otis

"CHING-CHONG, CHING-CHING CHONG!" -Robert Zimmerman

bmqq316
bmqq316

"I'm throwing away all my Batman memorabilia."-Bob Dylan

AssWhack!
AssWhack!

"So the internet is on the computer, right?" B. Dylan

AssWhack!
AssWhack!

"Forget my stuff, have you heard my kid?

Fez W
Fez W

Call me deathproof....I like docking too

bmqq316
bmqq316

"That After O&A show is really good radio".

veryspookyghost
veryspookyghost

"Mark, you're going the wrong direction, the Dakota is that way. " -Bob Dylan

AssWhack!
AssWhack!

"Run with it Jacob. That sounded really good." Bob Dylan

Fez W
Fez W

Dear diary.....I have a secret crush on Sam Roberts....

chippah
chippah

"everything is ok.. my cigar was in my coat pocket"-bob dylan

 

ShowerBench
ShowerBench

I'm going with Nixon as the lesser of two evils

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

"Ain't no homos gonna make it to heaven."  --Young Bob Dylan

Fez W
Fez W

Is Roland still upset?

wutpie
wutpie

"Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games."

AssWhack!
AssWhack!

"Can you call Piano's for me?" Bob Dylan

wickedvahndyl
wickedvahndyl

"Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. " - Bob Dylan

Judge Smails
Judge Smails

"The pump works fine.  You just gotta jiggle the handle"

Jpan85
Jpan85

"This one time me and Donny Depp were in the south of France,....."

jiminix
jiminix

Don't put your parents on a futon

Goonerfan
Goonerfan

"I stayed up for days in the Chelsea hotel, writing Huck Fin for you"

Vanillathunder
Vanillathunder

"Here's the story of the mild tropical depression"

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

 @wutpie No, that was a GnR original.  He did do Knockin' on Heaven's Door, though.