Win A Big Prize


Yesterday we reported about author Jonah Lehrer stepping down from his position with The New Yorker after he admitted to fabricating Bob Dylan quotes.  Win a signed copy of Jonah Lehrer’s Imagine by sending us the false Bob Dylan quotes you spotted.  Best one wins.

714 Comments

  1. SpongeSteve

    August 1, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    All the colored girls say “do do doo doo on my leg”

  2. blumanta

    August 1, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    like I’m on the phone

  3. Gunner

    August 1, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    “Even Mona Lisa liked anal, you can tell by the way she smiled.”

  4. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    The answer my friend is Farting in the wind

  5. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    “Goldbond medicated powder is like a tic tac for my nutsack”

  6. jare215th

    August 1, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    i bought this book after the interview and loved it.  how much was fake??

  7. chipnicodemus

    August 1, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    “Michelle Obama has a nice cunty.” -Bob Dylan

  8. Notnowmurray

    August 1, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    First off fuck your bitch and the clique you claim, west side when we ride come equipped with game.

  9. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    I once heard fez say Aint no Dick big enough, aint not walls hairy enough

  10. LizSetsFire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    You can’t eat applause for breakfast. You can’t sleep with it. You have to fart yourself awake.

  11. chipnicodemus

    August 1, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    “Rum Sluts” -Bob Dylan

  12. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Dillan was the first to say he invented the internet
     

  13. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Dr King come out on the deck – Bob Dylan

  14. Gunner

    August 1, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    “hey Mr. Tambourine man, SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

  15. SpongeSteve

    August 1, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Face down ass up, that IS the way I like to fuck!

  16. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    “I see a day in the future, when all these women will shave their hairy pussies”

  17. DomLovington

    August 1, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    somebody bring me back cum money please

  18. Recyclerz

    August 1, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    It seemed odd when he said Dylan compared someone to a rock that just kinds of sits there

  19. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    “This next one is dedicated to the death of Israel.”

  20. LizSetsFire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    My favorite month is Arrrrgust.

  21. James in RI

    August 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    “It will last forever lady red”

  22. blumanta

    August 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    your pussy looks like my hair

  23. Jizzbucket

    August 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    my fav lyric is “Highway 51 sprayed my ass with a hose in my driveway”

  24. jare215th

    August 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    “im sorry i dont have anything”
     

  25. NikkiKirsten

    August 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    I lip sync like britney spears

  26. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    Here i is…inside the glass booth – bob dylan 2011

  27. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    Suck a dick-up till you hick-up Bob Dillan

  28. DrunkEpiphany

    August 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    “Nothing freaks me out more than a Creep Boot” —B. Dylan

  29. itsnotjosh

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    “Hey Levon and Robbie! You want in on this train?”

  30. itsnotjosh

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    “Hey Levon and Robbie! You want in on this train?”

  31. RyanPhilly

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    “blue berries are not a stand alone…. stand alone fruit” – Bob Dylan

  32. Notnowmurray

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Wherer all the white women at?

  33. JeeJee

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    “FU F STICK!”

  34. SpongeSteve

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    I, I’m, I’m locking up, sorry Ron

  35. TBVickroy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    “My fondest memory of Haight/Ashbury? Makeing it rain up in dat bitch!” – Robert Dylan

  36. JasonFromCT

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    I regret that I have but one knife to give for my country…knife club

  37. shrekkalove

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    I have two human legs!

  38. Roboto420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    I found it odd Dylan originally meant, “Tangled Up in Jew”

  39. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    “The holocaust never happened!”

  40. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    And I’ll stand over your grave till my legs get tired…

  41. SH4RKYx

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    “Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth.”

  42. Drippy Granny

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    When he said ” my niggas don’t dance, we just pull up or pants and do the rock away, lab back, lab back”

  43. ZitoIsACunt

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    My dad used to give me chicken livers.-bob Dylan

  44. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    The Grateful Dead was always getting pussy… famous pussy like Jerry Hall and Lilly Tomlin, & Bill walton always carried extra rubbers around for the band.

  45. DomLovington

    August 1, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    No one can understand me anyway

  46. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    There must be some kind of tap out of beer, said Pepper to the barkeep.

  47. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    my centor has a first name its P.e.PP.E.R – Bob Dylan

  48. raydavis40

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    “Da Ducks R in Da Wooder Lady” – Bob Dylan
     

  49. James in RI

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    “My career really took off after that crotch shot”
     

  50. Vanillathunder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    “Here’s the story of the mild tropical depression”

  51. Gunner

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    “I stayed up for days in the Chelsea hotel, writing Huck Fin for you”

  52. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    “It hurts when I poo!”

  53. jiminix

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    Don’t put your parents on a futon

  54. Jpan85

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    “This one time me and Donny Depp were in the south of France,…..”

  55. Judge Smails

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    “The pump works fine.  You just gotta jiggle the handle”

  56. Roboto420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    I had no idea Bob Dylan was Muslim until I read this book.

  57. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    The Wallflowers sang music that made my skin crawl.

  58. Jizzbucket

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    He told the president “Fuck, shes got a tight ass on that 1st lady? Shit, fuck fart.”

  59. Fuqwon

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    “Straight outta Comptonis a brotha that’ll smother yo’ mother and make ya sister think I love her” – Bob Dylan

  60. Elwood

    August 1, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    “New Jersey Turnpike – Revisited”

  61. SpongeSteve

    August 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    I really enjoy the Wallflowers

  62. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    “I got blood on my hands and there’s no remorse, I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse”
    These lyrics went on to be covered by DMX.

  63. LizSetsFire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    Theyre not groupies, they’re band aids.

  64. itsnotjosh

    August 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    Suck and Fuck, Dogsies! 

  65. Fuqwon

    August 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    “Straight outta Compton is a brotha that’ll smother yo’ mother and make ya sister think I love her” – Bob Dylan

  66. Docintoxicated

    August 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    After singing the line “The answer my friend is blowing in the wind” and then farted loudly into the microphone and then demanded to switch chairs with the drummer.

  67. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    Tom Petty still owes me $80 grand for all the coke he stole.

  68. ZitoIsACunt

    August 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    I have 3 radio shows and can preform vagina surgery-bob dylan

  69. NikkiKirsten

    August 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    He fucked betty white

  70. Drippy Granny

    August 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    Another good one. “move bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way”

  71. JfromHuntington

    August 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    “Ruben Carter did it. I just wanted to be popular with the blacks.”

  72. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    You used to laugh about everyone’s cock hanging out.

  73. RutgersKev

    August 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    Close your windows and lick your walls because the X is taking effect.

  74. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    When mighty horse rocks he rocks a fat ass

  75. JeeJee

    August 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    “Cookie Cookie”  “Kiss Kiss”

  76. Skylerswanson

    August 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    A poem is a naked person…. Some people Say I am a poet.

  77. Vanillathunder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    “Tom Petty doesn’t owe me a thing, I gave him those songs for free.”

  78. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    “Hosting 3 radio shows is easier than performing cock surgery.”

  79. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    just like tom thumbs blue balls

  80. Docintoxicated

    August 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    “John Lennon was not a totally faggot and he is very original’

  81. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    I couldn’t believe that Bob Dylan said, “Aaa…  BIG AAAAAAAA!!!”

  82. RyanPhilly

    August 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    “Steve Carlton would brush back God for crowding the plate” – Bob Dylan

  83. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Bob Dylan residence, Peeeas Hooooolld…

  84. Recyclerz

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    I don’t think that Dylan ever said “the times are kinda staying the same”

  85. Drippy Granny

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Blacks = lazy

  86. Ronnie2Bucks

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    “Bent out of shape from society’s pliers, cares not to come up any higher, but rather get you down in the hole that he’s in, so head to the strip club and make in rain

  87. Roboto420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    “Fuck the Newport Folk Festival” – Bob Dylan

  88. Docintoxicated

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    “Pepper Hicks would great with a perfect vagina”

  89. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    I think these phils are gonna win it all this year – Dyaln ’93

  90. J Bradley

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    “Fuck tha police comin straight from the underground. Young nigga got it bad ’cause I’m brown, and not the other color so police think they have the authority to kill a minority” – B. Dylan

  91. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    “Shabouty, go get me a glass of water”

    • Narc Zito

      August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

       @Steve_in_Tampa I think it was Bejeebey.

  92. jiminix

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    Everyone must get stoned…when you’re queer.

  93. DevinClancy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    “Fuck the Hurricane. I’m sure now that he did it.”

  94. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    “There’s seven dicks in my ass and always room for eight”

  95. SarahMcSassyPants

    August 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    “Milli from Milli Vanilli writes all my shit.” Bob Dylan

  96. Roboto420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    “I am Skrillex” – Bob Dylan

  97. Vanillathunder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    “All along the Watchtower is my ode to Jehovah’s Witnesses”

  98. SpongeSteve

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    “Two in the pink, one in the stink” – dylan

  99. JfromHuntington

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    I also thought it was weird when he yelled he was gonna fuck the shit out of Tom Brady.

  100. whoremonger

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    All women and children must go first

  101. ediblegenius

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    My favorite quote was, ” I tweeted the monkey man whose got the dope?”

  102. OllieInChicago

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    To his loan shark:” A hard 8’s gonna come!”

  103. Scrotum Phillips

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    “Joan Baez’ had a pussy that looked like the top of my head.” -BD

  104. Vanillathunder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    “Everyone must get stoned : I support Sharia law, but can’t grow a beard”
     

  105. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    “Fuck the radio shark.”
     
    –Bob Dylan

  106. beerbuzzard

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    “I can’t see why people like this horseshit”

  107. Docintoxicated

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    “That Nixon guy is pretty groovy man”

  108. Roboto420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    “I gave the Beatles their first gay experience.” – Bob Dylan

  109. shrekkalove

    August 1, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    “Hey Baby Cakes” – Bob Dylan

  110. ChipDeNiro

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Visions of Jo’Momma suckin on deez nutz.

  111. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    “The Scoogle is 70% piss water and 40% piss!”

  112. Notnowmurray

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    That colored boxer was guilty as shit. 

  113. jerkstoresean

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    “I’ve got blood on my hands and there’s no remorse, I’ve got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse” I was like whaaaattt???

  114. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Wycleff Jean is from fucking Haiti, Gonna fuck your ass Tom Brady!

  115. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Bob Dylan Wrote “Gonna Fuck the shit out of Tom Brad-eee” 

  116. Roboto420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    “Fez Whatley made me the man I am today. I was 18 and he was 29, I will never forget.” – Bob Dylan

  117. Drippy Granny

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    “Woodstock, more like suck gay cock”

  118. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    “Cookie… cookie.”

  119. JAFO1966

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    You can dance if you want you, you can leave your friends behind

  120. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Soy Bomb was my sex slave until he escaped.

  121. OLDIRTYHAWG

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    “Cookie….Cookie….Cookie?” The great Bob Dylan.

  122. LizSetsFire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Fuck sun valley!! -bob dylan

  123. OllieInChicago

    August 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Got my first 50 bucks rolling smokes for mudder.  The first thing I bought was a case of beer and a rubber.

  124. shrekkalove

    August 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    “Give me a belly bump.” — Bob Dylan

    • Narc Zito

      August 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm

       @shrekkalove He said, “Gimme a pound, Fez.”  That one’s obvious.

      • DeathProof

        August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

         @Narc Zito  @shrekkalove Blow it up dawg!

  125. ChuckChainsaw

    August 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    “if the glove don’t fit you must acquit”

  126. Vanillathunder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    “One time at the Filmore East, I peed in the sandbox under Motley Crue’s stage while tommy had a killer solo”

  127. Solo_Gangbang

    August 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    “I live by the honor code: lay on her, stay on her, if you can’t cum in her cum on her”

  128. chipnicodemus

    August 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    “Blueberries go best with other fruits” -Bob Dylan

  129. Roboto420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    “Blue Berries are a stand alone fruit” Bob Dylan

  130. Docintoxicated

    August 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    “mmmmmrppphuurrrr  yep ottop furrp” – 2010 he actually said “murrrphuurrrb yep herpbert”

  131. SpongeSteve

    August 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    “Homo-queer-sickle” dylan

  132. alsoigrowgrapes

    August 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    This is my plane and it’s going to Baghdad!

  133. OLDIRTYHAWG

    August 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    “I wanna rock right now, I’m Bob D and I came to get down!”

  134. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    “I don’t always fart cum, but when I do I fart in the studio!”

  135. Ray in Pittsburgh

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    “Rectum? Damn near killed him!”
    -Dillon

  136. Docintoxicated

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    “choking myself with a belt while masturbating, that’s the death for me”
     

  137. jiminix

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Theme time radio hour beats 4 hrs of “cookie..
    Cookie…cookie…cookie”

  138. cigarsNscotch

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Bob Dylan “Cookie…cookie….cookie’

  139. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    I’ll tumble for ya – Dylan

  140. Vanillathunder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    “Jerry Seinfeld is my illegimate son”
     

  141. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Hippies hated when I went electric, but then I asked ’em… Dildo or Vibrator? & you can only pick one.

  142. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    “I’m gay Ron!!!”

  143. drewodrew

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Shalom.

  144. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    you put the lime in the coconut, and you mix it all up – Dylan

  145. SpongeSteve

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    “now come over here for tummy sticks” – dylan

  146. Trevor C

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    The book became strange when I read that Bob Dylan knew that Phelps was going to win at least one gold metal in the 2012 Olympics, when Phelps was just a sperm.

  147. Fuqwon

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    “Fuck tha police comin’ straight from the underground, young musician got it bad cuz I’m high” – Bob Dylan

  148. Roboto420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    “East Side Dave 7pm at riotcast.com/daveymac” Bob Dylan

  149. jerkstoresean

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    “Big gulps huh? Alriiight. Welp. See you later!”

  150. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Levon Helm is a much better musician than I’ll ever be.

  151. Docintoxicated

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    “That Rod Stewart rumor… me, I was the one with the stomach pump”

  152. alsoigrowgrapes

    August 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    The part where he kills the women sniper/hooker in vietnam really tipped me off.

  153. Roboto420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    “I am George Zimmerman” – Bob Dylan

  154. jare215th

    August 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    “stay hydrated”

  155. Drippy Granny

    August 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    “I find gays yucky” – Bob Dylan

  156. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    “The humpty dance is your chance, do the hump!”

  157. Oprahs moose knuckle

    August 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    “my song Jakob will be bigger than Jesus”

  158. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    P.s. Your Cunt is in the sink.
     

  159. JeeJee

    August 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    “I didn’t stop recording the Grammys Ronnie I swear”

  160. Roefmli

    August 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    Positively 44th St! 44! Don’t you understand English?

  161. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    He described himself as “too legit,” even going so far as to say, “too legit to quit.”

  162. OLDIRTYHAWG

    August 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    The Online feed fucking sucks again! Bob D

  163. jare215th

    August 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    “gimme the fucking keys you cock sucka” bob dylan
     

  164. ZitoIsACunt

    August 1, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    “one step for man,one giant step for mick foley”- bob dylan

  165. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    I don’t even think Bob Dylan really did invent the internet.

  166. LizSetsFire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    I’m ashamed to be from the same state as Kokomo joe.

  167. shittycumfart

    August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    AMERICA FUCK YEAAAA – Bob Dylan

  168. TC_ibang

    August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    I thought it was weird when he said he’d rather be in the Cock and Balls hall of fame instead of the Rock and Roll hall of fame.

  169. Boogie_in_VA

    August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    “Jim Norton stole Monster Rain from me”

  170. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    They say I cant sing but then what the fuck is Tom Waits doin on stage???

  171. Vanillathunder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    3 roads.. THAT’S HOW MANY ROADS YOU NEED TO WALK DOWN BEFORE YOU CAN CALL HIM A MAN!!!!

  172. Roboto420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    “Fez Whatley is a size queen and always will be.” Bob Dylan

  173. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    “If pepper hicks only has two legs, I’ll eat my hat….” Bob Dylan

  174. Jizzbucket

    August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    Dylan said hes wrote the lyric “Kriss Kross is a wiggity wiggity wiggity wack”

  175. Oprahs moose knuckle

    August 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    “my son Jakob will be bigger than Jesus”

  176. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    “Yo DJ Hi-tek drop the mother fuckin beat box dawg. Gimme that next level shit!”

  177. Bob08857

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    “this Justin Bieber kid is the new me”

  178. shittycumfart

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Frrruuunnnkus – Bob Dylan

  179. jerkstoresean

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    I just Tangled up In Blue Myself

  180. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    C is for cookie, and that, my friends, is good enough for me…

  181. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    “Chris Stanley is a magnificent centaur with a shiny coat.”

  182. James

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    It was when he said that he remembered seeing Earl Douglas at the Supper Club

  183. Houston Otto

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    I don’t wanna work at Faggies Farm no more

  184. OLDIRTYHAWG

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    “In West Philadelphia born and raised..on the playground is where I spent most of my days.” Bob Dylan

  185. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Bob Dylan said he can’t wait for today’s 3 o’clock snack.

  186. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    No really, I’m still alive…. If I were dead I’d be even more stiff.

  187. Bob08857

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    “blue…he needed the money!”
     

  188. m_dean

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    “hey hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday”

  189. Docintoxicated

    August 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    “This internet thing,  there will be naked Japanese people with blurred out wangs”

  190. JfromHuntington

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    “No! It’s a Skoobadoo!”-Dylan

  191. alsoigrowgrapes

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    He reportedly said the famous line “Boom goes the dynamite” referring to the vietnam war.

  192. eye8yrmom

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    The story of the Hurricane was actually about a warm summer breeze

  193. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    easy boy easy, good centour, good pepper – Bob Dylan
     

  194. LateDrop

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Weird when he just kept repeating: “Cookie.  Cookie.  Cookie.  Cookie.  Cookie.”
     

  195. shrekkalove

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    “For the times, they aren’t a changing”

  196. Bacchus

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    “Young black and famous, with money hanging out my anus.”. Im pretty sure he never said it.

  197. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Highway 66 is for broke-dick bums.

  198. Drippy Granny

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    “Stay classy San Diego” – Bob Dylan
    Also “Go fuck yourself San Diego” – Bob Dylan

  199. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    “Axel rose is a faggot!”

  200. LizSetsFire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Im an analog man.

  201. Oprahs moose knuckle

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    “why must I keep revisiting highway 61?”

  202. shittycumfart

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Ron bennington cant do a penis to vagina surgury I HAVE NO FAITH IN HIM – bob dylan

  203. whoremonger

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    My mom made me take a huge brown papwr bag lunch

  204. chipnicodemus

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    “Fuck Tom Brady” -Bob Dylan

  205. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    I wanna get back to Glory Hole days-Bob Dylan

  206. Heroicdose

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Hitler wasnt all that bad.

  207. Vanillathunder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    “The lyric was originally “Like a Rolling Dave Clark 5” “

  208. DanARou

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    The Blue Centerlight Pop

    • Narc Zito

      August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

       @DanARou Blue Centaurlight Pop.

  209. seeseehpounder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    I once ate a douchebag because I ran out of toothpaste. No regrets.

  210. jerkstoresean

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    “You are NOT the father”

  211. Denise

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Bob Dylan said he was inspired by Black Earl’s musings

  212. jare215th

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    “that dont make no sense! tss tss” bob dylan
     

  213. James in RI

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    “Some guy from the Hard Rock stole my pants”

  214. cbcanipe

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    His only regret was not performing live with Liberace on the leaping lizard

  215. DrunkEpiphany

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    “I’d rather rock a Creep Boot than sit in a Fart Chair.”

  216. ChipDeNiro

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    “A hard rain was about the soy bomb”

  217. m_dean

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Hey hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday

  218. Roboto420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    “Shake It Up” Bob Dylan

  219. Burley

    August 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    he said heavy is the head that wears the crown
     

  220. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    “if I could fuck any cartoon duck , it would be Donald.”

    • Narc Zito

      August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

       @DeathProof I remember that.  He said he would do it on Ron Bennington’s TV talk show “Fuck a Duck.”

      • DeathProof

        August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

         @Narc Zito He followed up that quote by yelling, “Dis duck still live” at the top of his lungs!

  221. SpongeSteve

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    I really love that chick-fil-a and agree with their stance on gays

  222. MoNY

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Dylan said that he, not Jesus invented the chairback.

  223. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    “So, is that a ham and cheese sandwich?”

  224. obladi6703

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    “She ain’t nothing but a hoochie momma. Hood rat, hood rat, hoochie momma.”

  225. skyscraper

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    At the Newport Folkfest: “Shit, I forgot my amplifier.”

  226. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    “I sucked David Bowie’s dick until he made cumzies” – Bob D.

  227. Skylerswanson

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn’t

  228. CozmikKen

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Hey who put my pants on this restaurant wall?

  229. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    “Pimps up, Ho’s Down…Church” Bob Dylan
     

  230. BuckThreeEighty

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Quoted as coming up with combining “Chips AND Salsa”, before him just chips.

  231. OllieInChicago

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Dylan said: “Here are the five best singer songwriters: Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan.”
     

  232. SarahMcSassyPants

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    “That ‘Million Little Pieces’ guy wasn’t really that bad.” Bob Dylan

  233. Notnowmurray

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Bob Dylan once opined “All buffalo girls go round the outside, round the outside.”

    • TBVickroy

      August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

       @Notnowmurray
       Malcolm McClaren stole that?

  234. Denise

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys

  235. TBVickroy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    A two legged centaur is actually a Faun. – B. Dylan

  236. JAFO1966

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    I wanna Kiss you (Suzy from Espn)

  237. drewodrew

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    It’s too orangey for crows.

  238. ChuckChainsaw

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    ” I once punched a retarded girl “-BobDylan

  239. Roboto420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    I’m Bob Dylan, bitch.

  240. DomLovington

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    i knew he was lieing when he quoted “Black Spartacus Heart Attack Machine”

  241. JfromHuntington

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Quench Thirsting

    • shrekkalove

      August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

       @JfromHuntington Toin Coss

  242. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Gold is for the honies, green is for my monies

  243. Denise

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia

  244. Jpan85

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Send more troops to Nam!

  245. JeeJee

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    The best time for waking up is with Folgers in your cup!

  246. TBVickroy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    I love it when you call me Big Poppa. – B. Dylan

  247. alsoigrowgrapes

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    I quit reading when Dylan and Baez robbed the wealthy englishman’s house while singing “singing in the rain”.

  248. NikkiKirsten

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Tebow stole my moves

  249. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Black Earl, a genuine lazy bum…

  250. cigarsNscotch

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Arlo Guthrie who?

  251. LateDrop

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Dylan constantly referred to everyone as “Dogsy.”
     

  252. ChipDeNiro

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    “I bet I can do that better than evil knievel”

  253. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    THIS JUST IN – DYLAN WAS QUOTED AS SAYING: “Fuck that Vidal fag, I’m glad he’s dead.”

  254. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    “I ordered for the table” – Bob D.

  255. Skylerswanson

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay….. even though I wasn’t

  256. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    and then we took his bike and pushed it in a ditch, and went back to cain pool fishing

  257. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    “I really love Chick-Fil-A.”  He was kind of hateful.

  258. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    I wanna get back to Glory Hole days

  259. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    “Paul O, your life’s a movie”

  260. ChipDeNiro

    August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    “god gave names to all the animals. and the centaur was named Chris Stanley”

  261. LizSetsFire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    You’re part eggplant! Now tell me, am I lying?

  262. Oprahs moose knuckle

    August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    “the album was supposed to be called black on blonde….but richie havens’ fingers were too long”

  263. SpongeSteve

    August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    “I’m just trying to keep up with @lizsetsfire” – dylan

  264. PadraigMc

    August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    I knew it was a work when Dylan called a bagel, “a boggle.”

  265. queenelisabeth

    August 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    “you never cut me one ounce of slack”

  266. delt75

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    I was disturbed when he said, “let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor…”

  267. Vanillathunder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    “Alice’s Restaurant is a clear and concise song which has reached the pinnacle of song writing”

  268. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    He famously stated, “DeathProof is the shit and should get a prize!”

  269. Skylerswanson

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    I only have sex with virgin gay men.

  270. OllieInChicago

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    “My Papa was a great old man – I can see him now with a shovel in his hand.”

  271. Kenny Allen

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    “I’m only allowing James Frye to quote me from now on.” -Bob Dylan

  272. James

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    I like mine with lettuce and tomato Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes 

  273. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    “you know your ugly right” bob dylan

  274. jare215th

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    “theres dick in your mouth, these nuts on your tongue, dat real!” bob dylan

  275. J Bradley

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    “My biggest inspiration came when I first heard Justin Bieber.” – B. Dylan
     

  276. DrunkEpiphany

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Jennifer Hutt tweeted me a nip slip

  277. Trevor C

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    “I wrote the screenplay to Mama Mia.” – Bob Dylan

  278. AirborneRanger

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    ‘the only one gay is the one on the bottom’  – Bob Dylan

  279. ChipDeNiro

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    “Everything is broken. I blame the Jews.”

  280. JeeJee

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    I’ll just have the lettuce wraps please!
     

  281. shrekkalove

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    “It was really me, and Bobby McGee”

  282. TBVickroy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    I’m not a midget, I’m a Human . – B. Dylan

  283. James

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    I am a Huttoholic!
     

  284. alsoigrowgrapes

    August 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    “Dylan wrote ‘Like a Rolling Stone’ while tweaking” Bullshit. 

  285. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    “I only drink 4 days a week” – Bob Dylan
     

  286. Ronnie2Bucks

    August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    I was out when i read that he said “She started talkin’ shit, would’nt you know? I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe’ And her father stood up and he started to shout So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out “

  287. LizSetsFire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Chikfila is my favorite place to eat.

  288. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    “My granny’s cunt smells like dirty socks and mothballs.”

  289. James

    August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Invest in plastics – they are the future

  290. MicroMonkey

    August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    dylan messed up the lords prayer saying “it is as it is in heaven”

  291. Scrotum Phillips

    August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Dylan went on to say, “Punching retarded girls is totally not cool.”

  292. PadraigMc

    August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Thought it strange when Dylan said, “let’s get something to eat AND drink.”

  293. OllieInChicago

    August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    “Ron & Fez Show what ya got?”

  294. ZitoIsACunt

    August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard”- bob Dylan

  295. Pool Keepers Son

    August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Dylan also said “Paradise is very nice”

  296. jare215th

    August 1, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    ” i once returned a wallet that i found in a taxi” b dylan
     

  297. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    I like how he came up with the term “Thirsty Thursdays.”

  298. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Smokepants- the next big thing

  299. ChipDeNiro

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    “You gotta serve someone, and my dick didn’t come out for air.”

  300. TBVickroy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    “Feelin so Fly Like a G6” – B. Dylan

  301. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    “There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. ” Bob Dylan about John Lennon

  302. JeeJee

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Soloman keeps his hair!
     

  303. archg2

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    My grandfather’s cat Cookie was a strong inspiration for my un-orthodox voice.

  304. therealdray

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Seemed odd when he was quoted as saying,” somebody bring me back my money please!!!”

    • Trevor C

      August 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm

       @therealdray and he had a horse-legged producer to hit a drop on a 360 machine.

  305. TomTheMechanic

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Im bringing potato salad to the Bobo Q- Bob Dylan

    • Narc Zito

      August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

       @TomTheMechanic He said he was bringing his Dad’s famous bean dip.

  306. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Dylan coined the phrase, “Diarrhea, cha cha cha.”

  307. OLDIRTYHAWG

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    I once blew Fez in a Burger King bathroom. Bobby D

  308. queenelisabeth

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Fetch me a sword and I’ll just cut this baby in half

  309. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    “Where’s the Beef” – Bob Dylan

  310. AirborneRanger

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    “And bust and rushed and illed and peeled the cap… But no I just told the hoe who laid me Excuse me bitch it’s a switch You can’t fade me” – Bob ‘Cube’ Dylan
     

  311. Vanillathunder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Rainy Day Woman was about about the mother of a radio host who stole a hero’s umbrella

  312. MikeZoltek

    August 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    I dont beleive dylan was the one that told me that I 1. cant roller skate in a buffalo herd, 2. Cant take a shower in a parakeet cage, 3. I cant drive around with a tiger in my car… 

  313. queenelisabeth

    August 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    It just means ‘bundle of sticks’

  314. Springer

    August 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    “You actually do need a weatherman to see which way the wind blows” B. Dylan

  315. TomTheMechanic

    August 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    I hate to play in the Village its full of HOMOQUEERCYCILES” Bob dylan

  316. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    I don’t see the importance of visiting friends in the hospital

  317. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Alicie’s Restaurant is full of dirty hippies eating falafel.

  318. Pool Keepers Son

    August 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    bob the original charter member of knife club

    • Narc Zito

      August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

       @Pool Keepers Son Don’t talk about that, dude.

  319. Oprahs moose knuckle

    August 1, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    “I get my shoe lifts from the same place as Pacino”

  320. Bad Hat Harry

    August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    These goys’ll buy anything – Bob Dylan

  321. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    PROFESSIONAL
    WRESTLING
    IS
    FAKE
                      -Bob Dylan 

  322. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    “The only good centaur, is a dead centaur” – Bob Dylan

  323. Vanillathunder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    Desolation Row is a song about centaurs living in Astoria

  324. TBVickroy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    “Sometimes I let my stunt double shoot my wide shots when I want to get blazed back in my Winnie”

  325. James

    August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    He said he hates the way Hicks always disagrees with Ron

  326. BuckThreeEighty

    August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    “like a rolling stone was actually about a homeless Fez in a shopping spree of the same name.”

  327. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    He said, “That’s some bad hat, Harry.”

  328. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    “Can you call Pianos for me, they know you, they dont know me”…. Bobby D.

  329. Oprahs moose knuckle

    August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    “…and I never saw that umbrella again.”

  330. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    “I’m a two legged centaur! I mean human!” – Bob Dylan

  331. seeseehpounder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    What happened in Tampa? Fez.

  332. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    “Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside.”

  333. Jpan85

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    “Fuck Ron Bennington.”

  334. ChipDeNiro

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    “and you can quote me on that, Mr Jones”

  335. skyscraper

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    It fell apart for me when he said “ba ba booey”.

  336. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    “Lester Bangs is a Homo”

  337. OllieInChicago

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    “Really?  Jews?”

  338. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    “She was very badly raped, you see. Victim of the modern age…poor, poor girl!”

  339. toddhold

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    And I sing, I want, I want Charge in Charge of me.

  340. J Bradley

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    “Ain’t no party like a Bob Dylan party cause a Bob Dylan party don’t stop.” – B. Dylan

  341. TomTheMechanic

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Sirius/xm What a fantastic company i think they over paid me”  Bob dylan

  342. James

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Castro couldn’t even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. Read more athttp://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/r/richard_m_nixon.html#qrG3Uz7izMTCPqWr.99

  343. AngryGuy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    in regards to Al Kooper “Nice big Faggot of the Opera Hat for Al to wear.”

  344. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    “My harmonica mike smells like ass”

  345. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    “I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.” – Bob Dylan

  346. queenelisabeth

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    and then I told my father “It wouldn’t kill you to sleep on a futon”

  347. Trevor C

    August 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    I thought it was odd when he said that Bob Dylan loved being a stunt driver for the Dukes of Hazard.

  348. toddhold

    August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    And I sing, I want, I want Charles in Charge of me.

    • queenelisabeth

      August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

      @toddhold lmao

  349. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    “Nigga stole my bike”

  350. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    I aspire to one day be as musically talented as Sherwin Sleeves

  351. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    “My harmonica mic smells like ass juice.”

  352. TC_ibang

    August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    He lost me when he said he was playing the biggest bash in NYC. The Bobo-Q.

  353. jerkstoresean

    August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    When he yelled “Suck and Fuckerberg” at the Winklevie twins

  354. Houston Otto

    August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    I thought it was funny when the main source of Dylan’s quotes was Cllifford Irving

  355. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    “Radio Shark is a fag” – Bob D.

  356. James in RI

    August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    “He went around hittin it, diggin it like Dale Jr.”

  357. chipnicodemus

    August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    “I like to watch little boys TWERK” -Bob Dylan

  358. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    “Snape kills Dumbledoor!”

  359. Michael Lesko

    August 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    “Get your balls out” – Bob Dylan

  360. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    “Im trying to make it with this jew broad, and you ain’t helping me” Dylan

  361. LizSetsFire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Great milenko ha ha ha ha haha ha

  362. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    “My inspiration is Ron ‘Flavor Flav’ Bennington.”

  363. TomTheMechanic

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Fuck Ron Bennington” Bob Dylan

  364. EE

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    “My best recordings were Pup Friction and Let The Puppies Breathe”

  365. ChipDeNiro

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    “Woody liked to horse around in the shower a lot”

  366. Reggie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    shit fuck fart

  367. OllieInChicago

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    There is no way Al Roker looks good with his shirt off.

  368. RyanPhilly

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    “I hope they use one of my songs for a suck ass comic book movie” -Bob Dylan

  369. m_dean

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    “Centaurs are real as shit”

  370. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    “I’d like to cup Robbie Robertson’s balls, but then he’d know I’m gay” – Bob D.

  371. seeseehpounder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    After I farted I traded seats with a centaur

  372. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    “I use dudes buttholes as pinky rings.”

  373. Stiley86

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    Didn’t he say “Fez should ride Pepper Hick the Centaur in next years gay pride parade”

  374. BAC 420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    “Fez Watleys Dad has the best dip”

  375. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    I was living in Manhatten, and it was supposed to be Tangles up in Jew

  376. jare215th

    August 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    faggot of the OPera?? b dylan
     

  377. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    In 1965, no one knew what he was talking about, but he just whispered in my ear:  “EastSideDaveCountry.com”

  378. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    I’m a crusty old marblemouth bastard- Bob Dylan

  379. AngryGuy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    “I want to get back to the glory hole days.” – Bob Dylan

  380. Heroicdose

    August 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Jerry Sandusky is still my favorite coach

  381. Reggie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    I rode through the desert on a Centaur with no name… Oh wait – his name was Hicks

  382. LizSetsFire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    Its our time down here!

  383. Inkdmaniac

    August 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    He said. Riding through

  384. jare215th

    August 1, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    “You made a time machine… out of a Delorean!?!?” bob dylan

  385. BAC 420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    “Knissors Up!” – Dylan

  386. Michael Lesko

    August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    “You got a pretty mouth” – Bob Dylan

  387. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    He told a story of the time Bill Murray grabed a french fry from his plate and said no one will ever believe you

  388. Skylerswanson

    August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    My foot won’t stop bleeding.

  389. BigBadBilly

    August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    I couldn’t wrap my head around it when I read Dylan’s quote ” the earth is the moons moon “. Weird!
    Bama Bill

  390. Houston Otto

    August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    A dog is a flilthy animal….bob dylan
     

  391. DrunkEpiphany

    August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven

  392. ChipDeNiro

    August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    “Joan Baez has a huge clit.”

  393. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    “On the weekend, you know its time fore freakin’, We movin’ like Bernie”

  394. Reggie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    Keep an eye on that Sam Roberts – He is going places

  395. seeseehpounder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    I’ll just take a half slice

  396. JeeJee

    August 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    Young man can I sit with you and buyyou lunch?
     

  397. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Sapphire, my sweet, sweet sapphire

  398. Ronnie2Bucks

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Meet me at the Mons Venus and bring that package we talked about.

  399. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Baby Boomer hippies are musical rubes. – Bob Dylan.

  400. tfor3

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    “But me & CinderellaWe put it all togetherWe can drive it homeWith one headlight”  Wants I heard that I knew it was bullshit

  401. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    “It’s my way or the highway” – Bob Dylan

  402. Houston Otto

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Idiot Wind is not about Fez’s Farts
     

  403. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

  404. Scrappy Nuts

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Ass shit blues

  405. Boogie_in_VA

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Did he really say; “I have a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and i’m wearing sunglasses”

  406. AngryGuy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    “Oh bujeebee will you ever win?” – Bob Dylan

  407. LizSetsFire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    I heard he said, fuck Ron Bennington.

  408. OllieInChicago

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    “You’re so natural religiously unkind – OH NO LOVE YOU’RE NOT ALONE”

  409. chipnicodemus

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    “Fuck, Shit, Piss, Cunt” -Bob Dylan

  410. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    He just said, “Up up down down left right left right B A select start.”

    • DeathProof

      August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

       @Narc Zito 30 guys!

      • Narc Zito

        August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

         @DeathProof I always thought he was talking about Iran Contra.

  411. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    “One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.” Bob Dylan 

  412. archg2

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    ‘My Sun-Downers syndrome kept me a recluse contributing to my quirkyness.’

  413. Pool Keepers Son

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Has told people a thousand times to leave his little brother Matt alone

  414. BAC 420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    “If you need your dick cut in half and sewed up inside you ask for Ron Bennington” – Dylan

  415. Scrotum Phillips

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    “After all these I still wonder about Ron’s umbrella.”

  416. jare215th

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    “this is great ice tea” b dylan

  417. seeseehpounder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    I’m locking up

  418. Inkdmaniac

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    He said. Riding though the desert on a hicks with no name.

  419. MCSRNKA

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    quoted “I have 8 dicks up my ass and there is always room for more

  420. TomTheMechanic

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    I love the book a taste of Lemmon a tribute to my father” bob dylan   

  421. chipnicodemus

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    “My dead dad leave coins on the street for me” -Bob Dylan

    • Narc Zito

      August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

       @chipnicodemus Wow, I knew he was batshit, but Jesus…

  422. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    “I shall only be known as Dyll Bickle from now on.”

  423. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    “Look, there’s two women fucking a polar bear!” – Bob Dylan. 

  424. Reggie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I’m the Dude, man

  425. seeseehpounder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    I have 3 radio shows

  426. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    “I can’t seem to get the taste of cum out of my mouth!”

  427. Houston Otto

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Idiot Wind is about Fez’s Farts – Bob Dylan

  428. Docintoxicated

    August 1, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    “Handsome Johnny Tubesteaks, that should’ve been my stage name”

  429. Heroicdose

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Do you like CD’s? See deez nutz

  430. MCSRNKA

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    QUOTED “I love the government, war, and auto tunes”

  431. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    The beatles can go fuck themselves….. they still owe me for a lid of primo shit.

  432. BAC 420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    “It’s a Scubadoo damnit!!” – Dylan

  433. RumSluts

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Dylan once said ” the earth is just the moons moon””

  434. ShowerBench

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Idiot Wind was about a guy I knew named Blowhard

  435. Pool Keepers Son

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    was once told how ugly he is at a guy bar by a Filipino

  436. Sean77

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    “you think you get them all, but you forget about the eggs” Bob Dylan

  437. DomLovington

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    “i’ve just pissed in my pants and nobody can do anything about it”

  438. RyanPhilly

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    “I invented smoke pants”-Bob Dylan

  439. Reggie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Prison life is more structured than most men care for…

  440. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    “Never try a get a straight answer out of a centaur.” – Bob Dylan

  441. James in RI

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    “I know why Marcellus threw Tony Rocky
     Horror out of the window”

  442. Stiley86

    August 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Didn’t he say “centaurs are the only things I fuck?”

  443. cpfromthegv

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    He was the walrus…

  444. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Ringo is the best drummer ever. – Bob Dylan

  445. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    “I sip hobo piss slowly like a fine cognac.”

  446. Bad Hat Harry

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Well, sir, it’s this rug I had. It really tied the room together. – Dylan

    • Bad Hat Harry

      August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

      Ahh, I bask in the sparse shade of near fame

  447. chipnicodemus

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    “Fuck the Radio Shark” -Bob Dylan

  448. LateDrop

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”  Weird.
     

  449. Rich from Buffalo

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    When Dylan told Left Eye to burn down her boyfriend’s house

  450. Oprahs moose knuckle

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    …”and then I won the presidential medal of freedom, and didn’t shake the presidents hand cause I didn’t want sikel cell

  451. Reggie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    And if a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass a-hoppin’.

  452. Houston Otto

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    I once stole Fez Whatley’s bike

  453. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    He was the first person to coin the phrase:
                             RUSSIAN RAPE MARINES

    • DeathProof

      August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

       @Purpleguy And Croatian Butthole Patrol

  454. JeeJee

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    “Good times on 57th street”

  455. BuckThreeEighty

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    “I keep my piss in jars. What’s the big deal?”

  456. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    “Never loan out your umbrella…to anyone!”

  457. archg2

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    ‘My first thought of rebellion came after getting my ass washed out on the front yard, in sunny Florida. I knew than a change was a comin’.

  458. bmqq316

    August 1, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    I once wrote a song about Courtney Love’s vagina.

  459. Kelly d

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    One more cup of coffee for the road

  460. Reggie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Would you buy furniture from a place called ‘Unpainted Huffheinz’?

  461. ChipDeNiro

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    “it’s not dark yet, but give it few hours.”

  462. TBVickroy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    LMFAO, SMH & FTW

  463. James in RI

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    “Thank you kindly for the Sports Illustrated, but all I need is a cold juice”
     

  464. LizSetsFire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    I miss my stomach. Wait, that was hardrock Johnny.

  465. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    I told Levon I’d out-live him and then I kicked him in the nuts again. – Bob D.

  466. MCSRNKA

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    I’m going to Chic-fil-a    ….whose with me

  467. Stiley86

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    “Chris Stanley will always be in denial” -Bob Dylan

  468. DrunkEpiphany

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    My friends call me Robert

  469. Pool Keepers Son

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    BOB  was tebowing  in the 60’s

  470. BAC 420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    “R&F is mah dawgsies” – Dylan

  471. cpfromthegv

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    God loves fags

  472. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    “I’m so high man, I don’t think I can take it.” – Bob Dylan

  473. Timykpa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    I want me some glory hole

  474. SpongeSteve

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    “do u think bears look over a say, oh shit there’s a bear”- dulan

  475. TBVickroy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    No one can touch Kate Upton’s Cat Daddy.

  476. J Bradley

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    “I do not like them Sam I Am. I do not like Green Eggs and Ham” – B. Dylan

  477. PadraigMc

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Dylan classified pistachios as peanuts

  478. OLDIRTYHAWG

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Hey baby this is ol number 4 Bobby D and I’m just sitting here with my dick out

  479. LesNessMaN

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Bob Dylan once told me that on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

  480. seeseehpounder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    I don’t go to that part of town cuz its a little dark if you know what I mean.

  481. Reggie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him. 

  482. James in RI

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “If only we had Giant Oranges”
     

  483. OllieInChicago

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Give us us free

  484. Timykpa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    I prefer pepper hicks pepper spray

  485. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “I just thought of something dumber than a baby.  Girl baby.”

  486. shrekkalove

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “What did Fez get Ron for Christmas last year.”

  487. BuckThreeEighty

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Are we sure he signed the book? Might be fake also. Watch yourself.

  488. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    I  got three radio shows

  489. Oprahs moose knuckle

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “put the fucking lotion in the basket”

  490. RyanPhilly

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “I’m really into tentical porn. You know war I’m satin Pepper. “-Bob Dylan

  491. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “Face down ass up, that’s the way we like to fuck.” – Bob Dylan

  492. BAC 420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “Some dickbag is going to misquote me in 2012” – Dylan

  493. JeeJee

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “57th Street – No hassls at all”

  494. EE

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Hoo-AH

  495. cpfromthegv

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    I fingered my son

  496. Trevor C

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “Fez visited me in the hospital.” – Bob Dylan

  497. Maximus

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “He came in, Dukes of Hazzard, gettin it, diggin like that, like Dale Jr.

  498. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    He left a voicemail telling his ex-boyfriend he had a small dick.

  499. MCSRNKA

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    I can’t wait to get home and watch Fox news ..they speak the truth

  500. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “Fart box finger blaster!”

  501. Saskopite

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Dylan recently said “I could really go for a ham sandwich, if only Ronnie B could push McCartney in front of a train.”

  502. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    i hurt myself today to see if i still feel

  503. Heroicdose

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    No Chris Hansen I never typed any of that stuff.

  504. TBVickroy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Back! Back in the New York Groove!

  505. kenoshakicker

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Dylan once said “Earl is so black he can bend time”

  506. Gizsetsfire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Gary bussey had a great smile

  507. seeseehpounder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    WNEW peas holed

  508. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    “I can’t do this gig, I’m locked up.”

  509. Skylerswanson

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    What’s the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can’t take a joke

  510. Reggie

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    I should have never plugged in

  511. Steve_in_Tampa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    To be or not to be, that is the question

  512. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    “I can smell your cunt.” – Bob Dylan

  513. Maximus

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    “Keep the Change”

  514. archg2

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    “Father forgive these fools, for they know not what they done done”.

  515. AngryGuy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    “I love ruining a good Bruce Villanche moment.”
     

  516. BAC 420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    “My name is Bob Dylan. And I want to recruit you!!” – Dylan

  517. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    Guy Guyerson and Fuckin Stuff guy inspire me to live a better life. – Bobby D.

  518. RyanPhilly

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    “I’m really into tentical porn. You know what I’m saying Pepper.”-Bob Dylan

  519. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    “Are those space pants, cause your ass is out of this world”

  520. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    “Gold is the opposite of Silver.” – Bob Dylan

  521. ShowerBench

    August 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    Don’t tase me bro

  522. Andolina Photogrpahy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    “All Along The Watchtower was inspired by Jay-Z’s “N” In Paris”
     

  523. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    I hate the word “Butthole”                       -Dylan

  524. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    “Smell my finger.”

  525. TC_ibang

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    He came in Jimi Hendrix style, bumping’ it gettin’ it done.

  526. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    i’m batman

  527. DuckFace McCentaurDick

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Jonah is my bestie.
    -Robert Allen

  528. Timykpa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Just a whole lot of suckin and fuckin

  529. ChippahBombs

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Mark Zito’s a piece of shit. And not in the way that Pepper has hooves.
     

  530. Njmoviefan

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    I don’t remember him saying “Get yous Ass to Mars” – but the book has it on page 412.

  531. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    He said he’d never see another movie if the Riddler wasn’t in the next Batman movie.

  532. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    “Fool me once, shame on you fool me twice…I’ll stick a knife in you!”

  533. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    I invented Dub Step and gave it as a gift to the world – Bob Dylan.

  534. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Gotham, take control… take control of your city. Behold, the instrument of your liberation! Identify yourself to the world! 

  535. seeseehpounder

    August 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    A big Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  536. jloneblackheart

    August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Paging Mr. Herman. You have a telephone call at the front desk.

  537. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die. 

  538. LaurenFromDownTheHall

    August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    “I wrote the song ‘Leopard Skinned Pill Box Hat’ for Fez Whatley cause I thought he’d look great in it”

  539. TBVickroy

    August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Read My Lips! No new Taxes!

  540. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    I’m Gotham’s reckoning.

  541. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    “The big yellow one is the sun.” – Bob Dylan

  542. Ronnie2Bucks

    August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again

  543. shrekkalove

    August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    I was thinking about Icee

  544. BAC 420

    August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    “That’s my deal wade” – Dylan

  545. bmqq316

    August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    “This is my lucky crack pipe”…wait…he may have actually said that at some point.

  546. boarsheadrob

    August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    The quote that threw mE off was when he said “I’m not an alcoholic, I limit myself to drinking 4 times a week”

  547. Ray in Pittsburgh

    August 1, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    “Joker man SHOOTS by the light of the moon”

  548. J Bradley

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    “I invented the internet” – B. Dylan
     

  549. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    “Friday I eat at the diner.”

  550. skyscraper

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    he said, I can smell your cunt.

  551. Maximus

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    “I want my song in a Sopranos episode and I want AJ’s Pathfinder to catch on fire.

  552. Curtaleese

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    Rocky Mountain high my ass, that John Denver is full is shit……..

    • DeathProof

      August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

       @Curtaleese Rocky mountian nut sack!

  553. Timykpa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    I’m funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown? I’m here to amuse you?

  554. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    The sublime is excited in me by the great stoical doctrine, Obey thyself.

  555. Njmoviefan

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    Did he say, “Open the pod bay doors, Hal.”? I don’t think so.

  556. Gizsetsfire

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    I jerk to the 3 o’clock snack! Thanks ron

  557. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    “I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.”  –Bob Dylan

  558. jloneblackheart

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    The bugs whacked us Johnny!

  559. Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    Mike Douglas is way cooler than that asshole Johnny Carson. – Bob Dylan.

  560. gavin_b

    August 1, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    “Mumuh’s inna beesmunht, teenkin boudda gubbamenn.”
    (actually, this turns out to be an actual Bob Dylan quote)

  561. TomTheMechanic

    August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    thats all i got im all locked up- bob dylan

  562. Ezra_san

    August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    He quoted Dylan as saying, “Uh, I’m locked up.”

  563. m_dean

    August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    The pixies blow

  564. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    “Never trust a centaur, especially one with a drinking problem and thinks he’s a human.” – Bob Dylan

  565. Timykpa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    It is not a tumor

  566. SweetTea

    August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    I invented the Dylando, to lay lady lay with.

  567. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    He was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

  568. MCSRNKA

    August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Those aren’t my dick pictures..someone broke into my twitter account!

  569. Timykpa

    August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Youre fired

  570. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    “FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKUS!” – Bob Dylan. 

  571. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.

  572. Njmoviefan

    August 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Bob never said, “If you like your insurance, you can keep it!”

  573. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Only the greatest of men can survive an exploded appendix.  Only a God can do an interview with one.

  574. burgler

    August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    My biggest inspiration was right said Fred

  575. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Envy is the central fact of American life.

  576. LesNessMaN

    August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    I’ll be takin’ these Huggies… and whatever cash ya got

  577. m_dean

    August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Gonna fuck the shit out of Tom brady

  578. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    As one gets older, litigation replaces sex.

  579. TC_ibang

    August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    I thought it was weird when he said Graham Nash was a great interview.

  580. mastershake

    August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Swing low sweet chariot stop and let me ride. Hell yeah.

  581. TheBMD1

    August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Bob Dylan once asked me to flip a coin then told me “Don’t put it in your pocket. That’s your lucky quarter.”

  582. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television.

  583. TBVickroy

    August 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Funny how? Like a clown? Like Im here to amuse you? Tell Me! What the fuck is so fuckin funny about me!?

  584. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    “Wait til they get a load of me…” – Bob Dylan

  585. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn.

  586. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    “Where did he get such wonderful toys? Well, what are you waiting for? Go ask him!” – Bob Dylan.

  587. FrumUnda

    August 1, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    Four score and seven years ago – B. Dylan
     

  588. jloneblackheart

    August 1, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man

  589. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    You too good for this ten dollars? It’s a good ten dollars.

  590. Heroicdose

    August 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Honeybadger doesnt take any shit

  591. SweetTea

    August 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    my un americanized name was DyLando Calrissian which was the inspiration for George Lucas’s black space man.

  592. veryspookyghost

    August 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    “And in the end the love you take is equal to my love of snakes. God damn I love snakes. ” – Bob Dylan

  593. Njmoviefan

    August 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    “Me love you long time.”

  594. TheBMD1

    August 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    42

  595. J Bradley

    August 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    “I’m on the Zoloft to keep me from killing y’all.” – B. Dylan
     

  596. notbrennan

    August 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity.

  597. ShowerBench

    August 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    I changed it because it sounded too jewy jew

  598. SarahMcSassyPants

    August 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    “My ass makes a weird smell when I cum.” Bob Dylan

  599. Njmoviefan

    August 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    “Chicago pizza might as well be called lasagna soup.”

  600. LesNessMaN

    August 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    “It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.” – Bob Dylan

  601. chippah

    August 1, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    i’ve got 7 dicks in my ass…..and there is room for more

    • chippah

      August 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm

      soundboard bob dylan
       

  602. JakeMcQ

    August 1, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    Where the dudes at?

  603. LesNessMaN

    August 1, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    “To be the man, you have to beat the man.” – Bob Dylan

  604. Pool Keepers Son

    August 1, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    He once said ” Gotta Love Yoda pants” the beginning of the 3 oclock snack

  605. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    This Lehrer guy can really put a pen to paper.

  606. JeeJee

    August 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Is this book REALLY signed by the cineamatogopher?

  607. TC_ibang

    August 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    “Only in Woodstock!”

  608. SweetTea

    August 1, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds”

  609. SplitDickPoon

    August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    when you wrap a string around your balls they are
    tangled up and blue

  610. Njmoviefan

    August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    “I am Spartacus.”

  611. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    “When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said “Dead Centaur Storage”? – Bob Dylan
     

  612. FrumUnda

    August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    I wish i could open for the Jenna Tortures! – B. Dylan
     

  613. LesNessMaN

    August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    “He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.” – Bob Dylan

  614. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    He said something about Texeira sending a text message or some nonsense.  I don’t think it made the album.

  615. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

     I’ve been here when it was glory hole days
    and I’ve been here when it wasn’t.
    And, so, having said that, I want me some glory hole.
     
              Cordially yours
                 -Bob Dylan

  616. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    ‘On some days I gently insert a tampon into my rectum to help address any anal leakage issues.”

  617. SweetTea

    August 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,I will fear no evil: For thou art with me; Thy rod and thy staff, they be in my ass.

  618. chroma

    August 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    “I think, therefore I am a liar”

  619. Scrappy Nuts

    August 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    I was nowhere before the Ibang

  620. TheBMD1

    August 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    Tss tss, the winds are a changing’? What, are they changing’ dirty diapers or sumpthin? Tss tss.

  621. Fez W

    August 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    “I have a dream…”

  622. bmqq316

    August 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    “Ron Bennington is an ill begotten son of a bitch.”-Bob Dylan

  623. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    “You sound like you’ve never had to dispose a hooker corpse before.”

  624. veryspookyghost

    August 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    “Me Chinese” -Bob Dylan

  625. LesNessMaN

    August 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    “Statistics are like bikinis—they show a lot but not everything.” – Bob Dylan

  626. Jonny Apps

    August 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    SHIT DICK FUCK COCK ASS BITCH

  627. ShowerBench

    August 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Terry Jacks is where it’s at

  628. DrunkEpiphany

    August 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    Lin-Sanity!

  629. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    “You know all those songs are about my vagina, did you know that?”

  630. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    I eat pieces of shit like you for break feast. 
     
                 Sincerely  
                      -Bob Dylan 

  631. AssWhack!

    August 1, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    “Could have used a little more auto tune” Bob Dylan

    • Narc Zito

      August 1, 2012 at 2:09 pm

       @AssWhack! He also said it needs more cowbell.

      • AssWhack!

        August 1, 2012 at 2:09 pm

        Got to have more auto tune!!!

  632. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    “Brrrrrraaaiiiaiaaiiaiaiaiaiaannnnnns!”

  633. bmqq316

    August 1, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    “I need you to pick up a package for me”-Bob Dylan

  634. Jeffer

    August 1, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    “I dont know why I axed the question, I know how the fuck it feels!
     

  635. sross66

    August 1, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    the harmonica is not a stand-alone intrument – Bob Dylan
     

  636. Peat Moss

    August 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    “Blowin in the wind?  Who’s gonna buy that crap?” – Robert Zimmerman

  637. Fez W

    August 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Fuck Ali in Chicago and their shitty pizza

  638. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    “There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, centaurs or greasers Here you are all equally worthless!” – Bobby Dylan.

  639. AssWhack!

    August 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    “Man, Hibbing Minnesota is the shit.” Bob Dylan

  640. bmqq316

    August 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    “Do I sound a little nasally?”-Bob Dylan

  641. chippah

    August 1, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    “gettin it and gettin it like dale jr.”- bob dylan
     

  642. SweetTea

    August 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    “Ouch, Joni Mitchell has cunt brambles!”

  643. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    “Hey now!”

  644. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    “Heart shaped box is about *my* vagina!”

  645. AssWhack!

    August 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    “I want me some Glory hole” Bob Dylan

  646. wickedvahndyl

    August 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    “Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. ” – Bob Dylan

  647. AssWhack!

    August 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    “Can you call Piano’s for me?” Bob Dylan

  648. wutpie

    August 1, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    “Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and games.”

    • Narc Zito

      August 1, 2012 at 2:12 pm

       @wutpie No, that was a GnR original.  He did do Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door, though.

  649. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    “I fart when I cum!”

  650. Fez W

    August 1, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    Is Roland still upset?

  651. Narc Zito

    August 1, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    “Ain’t no homos gonna make it to heaven.”  –Young Bob Dylan

  652. ShowerBench

    August 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    I’m going with Nixon as the lesser of two evils

  653. chippah

    August 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    “everything is ok.. my cigar was in my coat pocket”-bob dylan
     

  654. DeathProof

    August 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    “I’m totally into docking!”

  655. Fez W

    August 1, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    Dear diary…..I have a secret crush on Sam Roberts….

  656. AssWhack!

    August 1, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    “Run with it Jacob. That sounded really good.” Bob Dylan

  657. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    Here are all my quotes I thought I had it.
     
    I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. 
     
                 Sincerely  
                      -Bob Dylan 
     
    1 minute ago on Win A Big Prize
    Reply
     
     I’ve been here when it was glory hole days
    and I’ve been here when it wasn’t.
    And, so, having said that, I want me some glory hole.
     
              Cordially yours
                 -Bob Dylan
     
    4 minutes ago on Win A Big Prize
    Reply
     
    I hate the word “Butthole”                       -Dylan
     
    14 minutes ago on Win A Big Prize
    Reply
     
    I  got three radio shows
     
    16 minutes ago on Win A Big Prize
    Reply
     
    He was the first person to coin the phrase:
                             RUSSIAN RAPE MARINES
     
    18 minutes ago on Win A Big Prize
    Reply
     
    “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
     
    21 minutes ago on Win A Big Prize
    Reply
     
    PROFESSIONAL
    WRESTLING
    IS
    FAKE
                      -Bob Dylan 
     
    27 minutes ago on Win A Big Prize
    Reply
     
     I  wanna get back to Glory Hole days-Bob Dylan
     
    35 minutes ago on Win A Big Prize
    Reply
     
    P.s. Your Cunt is in the sink.
     
     
    39 minutes ago on Win A Big Prize
    Reply
     
    Bob Dylan Wrote “Gonna Fuck the shit out of Tom Brad-eee” 
     
    42 minutes ago on Win A Big Prize
    Reply
     
    Suck a dick-up till you hick-up Bob Dillan
     
    48 minutes ago on Win A Big Prize
    Reply
     
    Dillan was the first to say he invented the internet
     
     
    50 minutes ago on Win A Big Prize
    Reply
     
    The answer my friend is Farting in the wind
     
    52 minutes ago on Win A Big Prize
     

  658. veryspookyghost

    August 1, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    “Mark, you’re going the wrong direction, the Dakota is that way. ” -Bob Dylan

  659. bmqq316

    August 1, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    “That After O&A show is really good radio”.

  660. Fez W

    August 1, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    Call me deathproof….I like docking too

    • DeathProof

      August 1, 2012 at 2:19 pm

       @Fez W Hahah!

  661. AssWhack!

    August 1, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    “Forget my stuff, have you heard my kid?

  662. Purpleguy

    August 1, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    Here are all my quotes I thought I had it.
     
    I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. 
     
                 Sincerely  
                      -Bob Dylan 
     
     
     
     I’ve been here when it was glory hole days
    and I’ve been here when it wasn’t.
    And, so, having said that, I want me some glory hole.
     
              Cordially yours
                 -Bob Dylan
     
     
    I hate the word “Butthole”                       -Dylan
     
    I  got three radio shows
     
     
    He was the first person to coin the phrase:
                             RUSSIAN RAPE MARINES
     
     
    “That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
     
    PROFESSIONAL
    WRESTLING
    IS
    FAKE
                      -Bob Dylan 
     
     
     I  wanna get back to Glory Hole days-Bob Dylan.
     
    P.s. Your Cunt is in the sink.
     
    Bob Dylan Wrote “Gonna Fuck the shit out of Tom Brad-eee” 
     
    Suck a dick-up till you hick-up Bob Dillan
     
     
    Dillan was the first to say he invented the internet.
     
    The answer my friend is Farting in the wind
     
     

  663. AssWhack!

    August 1, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    “So, the internet is on the computer, right” Bob Dylan

  664. AssWhack!

    August 1, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    “So the internet is on the computer, right?” B. Dylan

  665. bmqq316

    August 1, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    “I’m throwing away all my Batman memorabilia.”-Bob Dylan

  666. Foggy_Otis

    August 1, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    “CHING-CHONG, CHING-CHING CHONG!” -Robert Zimmerman

  667. YanksandBeans

    August 1, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    “May your heart always be joyful. May your Dong always be Hung” -Bob Dylan

  668. ianfrommontreal

    August 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    When I said ‘death’ before ‘dishonor’, I meant alphabetically.

  669. easzy8

    August 1, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    “I got my unique voice from watching Deputy Dog cartoons” – Bob Dylan

  670. easzy8

    August 1, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    “I gotta have more cowbell”- Bob Dylan

  671. Jerry65

    August 1, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    I like ugly hats – Bob Dylan

  672. Jerry65

    August 1, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    What’s a pepper hicks? – Bob Dylan

  673. Sackman

    August 1, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    “You know you’re ugly, right!?”

  674. Sackman

    August 1, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    “John Denver was full of shit…”

  675. easzy8

    August 1, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    “I totally support Chic-Fil-a” -Bob Dylan

  676. TopeConHilo

    August 1, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    “The times, they are-a-pretty much going the same.” – Bob Dylan

  677. Timboty

    August 1, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    “Cookie…., cookie…, cookie” – Bob Dylan

  678. Christopher Brooklyn

    August 1, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    I read in volume 4..Dylan said” And thanks for all the first responders for doing Ron Bennington Interviews”

  679. crazygeek

    August 1, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    “I’m just an analog man” – Bob Dylan

  680. boheemy

    August 1, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    “Never pet a burning dog.”- Bob Dylan after accidentally lighting a Corgi and stroking his charring fur.

  681. boheemy

    August 1, 2012 at 8:26 pm

    “When did I record that piece of shit?”- Bob Dylan after watching Mr. Blonde lop off a cop’s ear…

  682. vitiligo pubes

    August 1, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    “I’m gonna wang-chung tonight” – Bob Dylan

  683. Elwood

    August 1, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    “You do know the song is about my Vagina right?”

  684. DjKB

    August 1, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    “Blame it on the rain… Blame it on the stars.. Whatever you do don’t put the blame on you Blame it on the rain yeah yeah’ is what Bob Dylan stated he said to his first girlfriend in grade school after they broke up….

  685. Beer

    August 2, 2012 at 3:22 am

    Cookie,cookie,kiss,kiss-bob dylan

  686. Beer

    August 2, 2012 at 3:22 am

    Fart,fuck,shit!- bob dylan

  687. Ojohnsten

    August 2, 2012 at 3:51 am

    I just flushed something more famous than jenny hutt

  688. WhiskyBiscut

    August 2, 2012 at 9:20 am

    “I’m Sexy & I Know It” Bob Dylan
     

  689. DeathProof

    August 2, 2012 at 11:58 am

    “Guess they figured out how to build a pyramid with out the callers callin’ in!”

  690. pokerface1947

    August 2, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    How does it feel
    How does it feel
    To have your lies laid bare
    Without a blame to share
    A book that’s all hot air
    Like a Jonah Leher.