Why No Orange Pie?


Gawker.com is on to something here. Where the hell is the orange pie? You have lemon meringue pie and key lime pie. Where’s the God damn Orange Pie!

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29 Comments

  1. K Dubya

    November 22, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    What about watermelon pie? Or better yet pie made out of oranges the size of watermelons!

  2. Ray in Pittsburgh

    November 22, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    Because it would taste awful. Now stop asking so many questions.

  3. yotaruvegeta

    November 22, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    I wonder why no one actually even attempts it.

  4. ediblegenius

    November 22, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    Why no Grapple pies?

    • Gunner

      November 22, 2012 at 9:26 pm

      @ediblegenius how bout cranberry apple or crapple pie

  5. Ziggy Stardust

    November 22, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    Why not grape , strawberry , or fried chicken pie ?   Oh wait , ding,ding,ding !!!

  6. plastic thoughts

    November 22, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    Plenty of orange meringue pie if you look. Citrus works best as a meringue or custard.http://search.yahoo.com/tablet/s?ei=UTF-8&p=orange+meringue+pie&mp=1&fr=ipadrd

    • K Dubya

      November 22, 2012 at 8:37 pm

      @plastic thoughts A nice orange custard pie with vanilla cream would eb good, like a creamsicle!

  7. plastic thoughts

    November 22, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    Non story = Fez story.

  8. K Dubya

    November 22, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    It may be OK chilled, but a slice of warm orange pie sounds pretty gross

    • Ziggy Stardust

      November 22, 2012 at 8:46 pm

      @K Dubya Yeah, but chicks with fake tans are all pink on the inside !!

  9. turfgrass64

    November 22, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    It’s not a stand alone pie…

  10. Basket_full_of_lotion

    November 22, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Fez thinks about fruit way too much.

  11. Johnesteele

    November 22, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Giant orange slices. Whaaaaaat!

  12. Beer

    November 22, 2012 at 11:03 pm

    But orange soda is the best…possibly tied with red pop….mmmm red

  13. LNozowitz

    November 23, 2012 at 7:31 am

    Orange you glad I stuck my dick in your ass?

    • thejerseyjon

      November 26, 2012 at 7:49 pm

      @LNozowitz Orange you glad I stuck my dick in your pie.

  14. FLprodivider66

    November 23, 2012 at 9:10 am

    Don’t stop there let’s have a “Grape” pie too 🙂

  15. Pool Keepers Son

    November 23, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Beer pie

  16. Pool Keepers Son

    November 23, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Whiskey pie

  17. Pool Keepers Son

    November 23, 2012 at 10:03 am

    I’m sure there is already a pot pie with real pot

  18. Roadrash Hicks

    November 23, 2012 at 10:37 am

  19. Aria Taint

    November 23, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Hair pie

    • Cletus from Brooklyn

      November 23, 2012 at 11:58 am

      @Aria Taint that never works, invest in a razor…

  20. Binary Daoist

    November 23, 2012 at 11:28 am

    I had a creamsicle pie yesterday that was awesome

    • Smoke This

      November 23, 2012 at 11:41 am

      @Binary Daoist
       I heard it was a homo queersicle pie.

  21. jerkstoresean

    November 26, 2012 at 1:49 pm

    Well thanks to Hostess, we’ll never have Orange cupcakes again

  22. Jerry65

    November 26, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    Too much pulp