Why Do Famous Chicks Dig John Mayer?

Hollywood chicks dig John Mayer because he has been with other Hollywood Chicks.

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  1. Foggy_Otis

    November 25, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    Then why does Zito’s crotch get wet just thinking about Mayer!?

  2. ScottMurphy

    November 25, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    he has a huge dick….uses it as a slide…

  3. Clay79

    November 25, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    They want to feel like lesbians, but with none of the shame?

  4. shrekkalove

    November 25, 2012 at 7:06 pm

    I met him once, and although I hate to admit this, he really does make the panties drop.

  5. HoneydewWilkins

    November 25, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    His pickup line is, “Did they tell you this is John Mayer?”

  6. SkilledDayLabor

    November 25, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    chicks dig musicians

  7. plastic thoughts

    November 25, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Apparently the term “Is a big dick” keeps getting amalgomized into “Has a big dick.”

  8. seamus98

    November 25, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    he’s the undead

  9. Narc Zito

    November 25, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    Thanks for calling me famous!

  10. sterlingblue

    November 25, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    His body is a wonderland…

  11. BadNewsJeff

    November 26, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    I can’t wait for the autobiography “John Mayer: An Erotic Life”

  12. Ziggy Stardust

    November 26, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    He likes to talk about his feelings, but even that only goes so far.

  13. bmqq316

    November 26, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Somewhere Mark Zito is shedding a tear hoping Mayer realizes that there’s woman hating twink that’s been standing in front of him the whole time.