Which One’s Pink!? No One! It Doesn’t Exist.


Bad news for little girls. There is no such thing as Pink. Pink can’t exist in nature without a little rainbow-bending help, which would allow the shades of red and violet to commingle. This is leading scientists to believe, that “pink is a made-up color.” Good to know that Scientists would rather sit around and fight over what colors exist in nature than coming up with a cure for cancer. Assholes.

Read the full story at time.com.

74 Comments

  1. LizSetsFire

    March 14, 2012 at 10:06 am

    But it’s Steven Tyler’s favorite crayon. Yuck.

  2. WilliamFBaldwin

    March 14, 2012 at 10:17 am

    “Scientists would rather sit around and fight over what colors exist in nature than coming up with a cure for cancer”.
    Is that why my football team wore pink shoes last October, excuse Rocktober

  3. ElectricDave

    March 14, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Does this mean that the “cotton candy” color doesn’t exist either?!

  4. Midnight Rider Daddy

    March 14, 2012 at 10:24 am

    That’s bullshit, Bruce Springsteen has a cadillac that blows this theory out of the water.

  5. meddoc21

    March 14, 2012 at 10:28 am

    So what color are they really if “They are all pink in the middle is a lie?”

  6. Cletus from Brooklyn

    March 14, 2012 at 10:34 am

    …more importantly, does this affect Fez’s wardrobe?

  7. Yuuuck

    March 14, 2012 at 10:42 am

    My 3yr old’s gonna be crushed.  I cant wait to tell her.

  8. ediblegenius

    March 14, 2012 at 10:50 am

    one in the stink, two in the…whaaaa?

  9. bmqq316

    March 14, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Much like the singers career…it’s all a lie.

  10. HollyGothic

    March 14, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Let’s all write angry letters to the Susan G. Komen Foundation

    • bmqq316

      March 14, 2012 at 11:34 am

       @HollyGothic No kidding! This wristband just feels like a lie now.

  11. JoshUnderwater

    March 14, 2012 at 11:01 am

    Tell that to a Flamingo. 

  12. Midnight Rider Daddy

    March 14, 2012 at 11:01 am

    Rainbow bending? More like gay sex.
     

  13. pipeloader

    March 14, 2012 at 11:03 am

    pink like the sheets that we lay on, cause pink is my favorite crayon… aerosmith sucks

  14. maxxcorbin

    March 14, 2012 at 11:05 am

    I wish Pink didn’t exist…She’s terrible at singing and way overrated.

  15. Midnight Rider Daddy

    March 14, 2012 at 11:07 am

    I’m sure Roger Waters had something to do with this!

  16. WATSON_123

    March 14, 2012 at 11:08 am

    So if it’s not in the rainbow it doesn’t exist? If that’s the case I think there are more colors than just pink that don’t exist in nature.  

  17. Boogie_in_VA

    March 14, 2012 at 11:11 am

    So does that mean that the saying has to be changed to; ” real men wear shades of red and violet”?

  18. Shinemonkey

    March 14, 2012 at 11:12 am

    inside a vagina is pink….

  19. third_uncle

    March 14, 2012 at 11:13 am

    Am I the only one who thinks Lime Green and Dayglo Orange are behind this!?

  20. Steeb

    March 14, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Theyre all pink on the inside
     

  21. SpaceAnimal

    March 14, 2012 at 11:25 am

    Ive seen pink nipple’s before,… or did I??? (unsolved mysteries music plays)

  22. harlequincy

    March 14, 2012 at 11:31 am

    ROY G BIV

  23. FanBoy1

    March 14, 2012 at 11:32 am

    Strawberry Quick = pink!

  24. JfromHuntington

    March 14, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Colors are for queers anyway

  25. queenelisabeth

    March 14, 2012 at 11:34 am

    i have pink nipples

    • Pool Keepers Son

      March 14, 2012 at 11:35 am

       @queenelisabeth let me see if im color blind

  26. TBVickroy

    March 14, 2012 at 11:35 am

    One Half of the Tuscadero twins are very upset over this news.

  27. TBoAtl

    March 14, 2012 at 11:35 am

    If any of these nerds ever got laid they’d know pink exists #virgins

  28. tgodmad

    March 14, 2012 at 11:35 am

    We’re all pink on the inside.  Right Fezzie?

  29. White Dog

    March 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

    Black, White, Brown, and Gray are all neutrals…..therefore any Primary color mixed with a neutral can not be concidered a “color”……pink takes red (primary) and white (neutral).

  30. Cletus from Brooklyn

    March 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

    Non Primary color-Floyd… It just doesn’t sound right.

  31. Wesley Shears

    March 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

    I took color theory in college.. would you all please call an expert…

  32. Boogie_in_VA

    March 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

    Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet – the colors of the rainbow

  33. Solo_Gangbang

    March 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

    So its 2 in the “imaginary” 1 in the stink?

  34. dirk_lance

    March 14, 2012 at 11:37 am

    i think we all know exactly where pink exists in nature

  35. FLprodriver66

    March 14, 2012 at 11:37 am

    No Pink?? Then what are my two fingers going into?

  36. SH4RKYx

    March 14, 2012 at 11:37 am

    Ron is on fire today. I’m laughing my cock off.

  37. Pool Keepers Son

    March 14, 2012 at 11:38 am

    she sang some good songs back in the day

  38. MerrimackDave

    March 14, 2012 at 11:38 am

    What about Fez’s Pink panties?

  39. harlequincy

    March 14, 2012 at 11:38 am

    So every chef is wrong when they refer to rare as “pink the middle”

  40. TheBMD1

    March 14, 2012 at 11:38 am

    “Why do I have to be Mr. Pink? It’s not even a real color. I’ll be Mr. Purple.” from an early draft of Resevoir Dogs

  41. CozmikKen

    March 14, 2012 at 11:38 am

    What number is pink, Fez?

  42. fat_matt

    March 14, 2012 at 11:39 am

    pink exists……look at my wife’s sock

  43. harlequincy

    March 14, 2012 at 11:39 am

    The insulation in my house was made by the Pink Panther and guess what, he was fucking pink.

  44. LabKeith

    March 14, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Ugh. To say something “is a made up color” just because it isn’t a point in the continuous visible spectrum is just silly.
     
    Pink (/magenta) can exist in nature through color subtraction (e.g. removing green light from white light). I don’t know if there are natural sources of pink light, but there’s no real reason why not.

  45. Sailor

    March 14, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Pink roses were born that way!

  46. Midnight Rider Daddy

    March 14, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Light Red Floyd?…. Fuck that.

    • Cletus from Brooklyn

      March 14, 2012 at 11:46 am

       @Midnight Rider Daddy Looks Familiar…

      • Midnight Rider Daddy

        March 14, 2012 at 8:39 pm

         @Cletus from Brooklyn
         Completely unintentional…. you totally beat me to it.

  47. LoneStarViking

    March 14, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Brown is all colors together. Ya know shit color.

  48. maxxcorbin

    March 14, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Today Obama followed the scientist lead in saying that the bad economy and high gas prices don’t exist.

  49. Normldrum

    March 14, 2012 at 11:41 am

    FUCK ME. now i have the fucking Aerosmith song in my head.
     

  50. Midnight Rider Daddy

    March 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

    Davey Mac’s herpes are pink, valtrex only works on puss filled pink sores.

  51. JakeinFl

    March 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

    If pink doesn’t exist, what the fuck color is pepto???????

  52. SpaceAnimal

    March 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

    I always knew pink lemonade was a fucking scam

  53. Solo_Gangbang

    March 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

    I think Fez’s number correspond to the lightness of the skin color.

  54. Shinemonkey

    March 14, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Color by number Fezzie

  55. hachizzle

    March 14, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Interrobang!?: Steven Tyler no longer has a favorite color!

  56. Pool Keepers Son

    March 14, 2012 at 11:44 am

    I used to draw white people as pink when I was a kid and of course I would use all the other colors for the other races depending

  57. jerseyfatboy

    March 14, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Who cares orange is still a color. Thats all the colors we need.

  58. SpaceAnimal

    March 14, 2012 at 11:46 am

    I guess all the breast cancer awareness was a waste
     

  59. harlequincy

    March 14, 2012 at 11:47 am

    How are people going to describe to someone how they like their steak cooked?

    • Pool Keepers Son

      March 14, 2012 at 11:48 am

       @harlequincy light light red

  60. Pool Keepers Son

    March 14, 2012 at 11:49 am

    wesley snipes 11
     

  61. Midnight Rider Daddy

    March 14, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    …..”while you’re fingerbanging old mary jane rottencrotch, in her pretty “LIGHT RED” panties.”   Oh Sgt. Hartman, why wont they just leave your classic lines alone? 

  62. OptichrisPrime

    March 14, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    We’re living in the Matrix! What else doesn’t really exist? Holy hell! It’s all an illusion!!!

  63. jerkstoresean

    March 14, 2012 at 12:17 pm

    Are we eliminating the singer Pink from nature too? I might be able to get behind this

  64. Mikfin

    March 14, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    Can I still say “one in the pink and one in the stink”?

  65. cigarsNscotch

    March 14, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Probably the same bastard scientists that are telling us Pluto is no longer a planet.

    • blumanta

      March 14, 2012 at 8:04 pm

       @cigarsNscotch Fuck yeah. my 10 yr old (Reindeer Girl) is very upset with those bastards as well.

  66. shotaboogray

    March 14, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    asshole cancer?
     
    minus green, the new pink
     

  67. Verbal Kint

    March 14, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    I knew women were crazy.  They are all into those imaginary things like: the color pink, and unicorns, and consensual sex.  

  68. TyWanon

    March 14, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    Ok so much for Color, I know what pink Taste’s Like