What 2000 Calories Looks Like


If you just stayed away from food and devoted yourself to beer You would be doing really great right now.

Found on buzzfeed.com.

26 comments
FanBoy1
FanBoy1

Damn I can eat a lot of Bacon and Eggs.  wouldnt be caught dead eating Chipotle.

fervt
fervt

Was that a pepperoni pizza?

rexdart936
rexdart936

so how many calories in a baby's leg?

FinkM3
FinkM3

i'm on a 4k diet yay

OP4
OP4

I'm fucking starving.

YotaruVegeta
YotaruVegeta

This is sobering. I have learned that salad and bananas are EVIL! Ban them!

Mikfin
Mikfin

Who gives a shit what it looks like.  I only care what it tastes like.

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

4 fried chickens and a coke....and dry white toast.

 

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

How many blueberries? Or can you not count them as a standalone fruit?

Binary Daoist
Binary Daoist

I can totally consume 60 carrots in minutes... Ice cold carrot juice might be the greatest drink ever ever.

Punk0
Punk0

I was going to make a comment about the 50 slices of bacon, but two of you already beat me to it.  Now I'm fucking hungry.

LukeUsingForce
LukeUsingForce

Who eats a dry bagel? Or eggs with no cheese? This video is preposterous.

REDDYROG
REDDYROG

so 4 big mac's.3 fries,6 doughnuts,and 3 six packs of beer would be 2000 calories?  not bad........oh each rut ro

cigarsNscotch
cigarsNscotch

They never showed how much jizz equals 2,000 calories.

jasonhathaway
jasonhathaway

So I can just eat 50 pieces of bacon a day and be fine? Awesome.

FLpro
FLpro

I've already exceeded my recommended daily allowance...ON EVERYTHING!?

jayjohnstone
jayjohnstone

no more food for me, you scared me straight.

DjKB
DjKB

SO what I have learned from this is to go on a 50 pieces of Bacon a day Diet! YuM! 

HorrorFighter
HorrorFighter

 @cigarsNscotch Rod Stewart tried to find out...then they pumped his stomach. (Yeah, no need for a Snopes link...)

Binary Daoist
Binary Daoist

@fuchubh We'd be the first guys to get diabetes from carrots... with a bonus of orange skin tone!