What 2000 Calories Looks Like


If you just stayed away from food and devoted yourself to beer You would be doing really great right now.

Found on buzzfeed.com.

30 Comments

  1. DjKB

    March 26, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    SO what I have learned from this is to go on a 50 pieces of Bacon a day Diet! YuM!

  2. K Dubya

    March 26, 2013 at 10:17 pm

    I think I am going to go with the 18.2 bud lights

  3. jayjohnstone

    March 26, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    no more food for me, you scared me straight.

  4. The Pickle

    March 26, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    So a cheese pizza or about 250 almonds? Not to tuff of a choice.

  5. FLprodivider66

    March 26, 2013 at 10:34 pm

    I’ve already exceeded my recommended daily allowance…ON EVERYTHING!?

  6. jasonhathaway

    March 26, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    So I can just eat 50 pieces of bacon a day and be fine? Awesome.

  7. cigarsNscotch

    March 26, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    They never showed how much jizz
    equals 2,000 calories.

    • REDDYROG

      March 26, 2013 at 11:54 pm

      @cigarsNscotch ask Pepper

    • HorrorFighter

      March 27, 2013 at 11:09 am

      @cigarsNscotch Rod Stewart tried to find out…then they pumped his stomach. (Yeah, no need for a Snopes link…)

  8. cigarsNscotch

    March 26, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    They never showed how much jizz
    equals 2,000 calories.

  9. REDDYROG

    March 26, 2013 at 11:53 pm

    so 4 big mac’s.3 fries,6 doughnuts,and 3 six packs of beer would be 2000 calories?  not bad……..oh each rut ro

  10. LukeUsingForce

    March 27, 2013 at 3:00 am

    Who eats a dry bagel? Or eggs with no cheese? This video is preposterous.

  11. Punk0

    March 27, 2013 at 8:01 am

    I was going to make a comment about the 50 slices of bacon, but two of you already beat me to it.  Now I’m fucking hungry.

  12. Morgan McNasty

    March 27, 2013 at 8:21 am

    Nice 90’s production feel to this video, I was waiting for the PBS logo to pop up

  13. Binary Daoist

    March 27, 2013 at 8:24 am

    I can totally consume 60 carrots in minutes… Ice cold carrot juice might be the greatest drink ever ever.

    • fuchubh

      March 27, 2013 at 10:01 am

      @Binary Daoist I see and ESD/BD carrot challenge show in the near future!

    • fuchubh

      March 27, 2013 at 10:02 am

      @Binary DaoistI see an ESD/BD carrot challenge show in the near future!

      • Binary Daoist

        March 27, 2013 at 10:26 am

        @fuchubh We’d be the first guys to get diabetes from carrots… with a bonus of orange skin tone!

  14. Docintoxicated

    March 27, 2013 at 8:48 am

    How many blueberries? Or can you not count them as a standalone fruit?

  15. Aria Taint

    March 27, 2013 at 9:07 am

    4 fried chickens and a coke….and dry white toast.

    • Toin Coss

      March 27, 2013 at 11:28 am

      @Aria Taint
       We’re on a Mission From God!

  16. Mikfin

    March 27, 2013 at 11:30 am

    Who gives a shit what it looks like.  I only care what it tastes like.

  17. YotaruVegeta

    March 27, 2013 at 11:33 am

    This is sobering. I have learned that salad and bananas are EVIL! Ban them!

  18. OP4

    March 27, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    I’m fucking starving.

  19. FinkM3

    March 27, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    i’m on a 4k diet yay

  20. rexdart936

    March 27, 2013 at 4:36 pm

    so how many calories in a baby’s leg?

    • HollyGothic

      March 27, 2013 at 6:09 pm

      @rexdart936 Ask Danny Ross.

  21. fervt

    March 27, 2013 at 6:48 pm

    Was that a pepperoni pizza?

  22. Philosaraptor

    March 27, 2013 at 11:47 pm

    Jesus I’m hungry now..

  23. FanBoy1

    March 28, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    Damn I can eat a lot of Bacon and Eggs.  wouldnt be caught dead eating Chipotle.