Watch Out When You Swim, You Might Lose Your Balls

If you plan on visiting Lake Lou Yaeger in Litchfield, Illinois and want to take a swim, don’t! There have been reports of a fish eating men’s testicles off. Many thought the stories where bullshit until British angler Jeremy wade went to investigate the ball eating fish. With time Jeremy caught the culprit, a 40 pound Pacu fish that had human like teeth. Jeremy was quoted saying “They are like human molars and the fish have powerful jaw muscles. The locals told me that this thing was like a human in the water, biting at the testicles of fishermen,” he added. In a side note, vengeful wives and angry girlfriends are booking trips for their man to Lake Lou Yaeger.

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