Vampires Beat Lincoln

You may be a vampire hunter big man but what happens when you catch them?  You get your ass beat. Keep walking you stove hat shit talker.


  1. FLprodivider66

    November 18, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    Estrogen so thick inside the theater you can cut with a knife

    • galactictraveler

      November 18, 2012 at 7:23 pm

      @FLprodivider66 you’re being polite, I just call them cunts !

      • K Dubya

        November 19, 2012 at 8:56 am

        Those are daughters and sisters and mothers and wives you are talking about mister potty mouth

  2. galactictraveler

    November 18, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    Does anyone know if a Coors Silver Bullet would stop a vampire ?

  3. RonsCigar

    November 18, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    They should make a mashup movie where Lincoln is in the Twilight saga. And he “liberates” the werewolves, or whatever goes on in those films.

  4. seamus98

    November 18, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    I don’t see any vampires on the five dollar bill

  5. LizSetsFire

    November 18, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    i blame this on dana.

  6. K Dubya

    November 19, 2012 at 8:55 am

    Jesus are those Twilight movies still coming out