Uh Oh, Rockets Fired From Egypt Hit Israel

Great, Two major Israeli newspapers are reporting that rockets fired from Egypt have hit Israel. How long before they drag the U.S. into this shitstorm!?

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  1. MoeSzyslak01

    November 16, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    Shit’s about to get SiriusXm!!!

  2. Judge Smails

    November 16, 2012 at 11:54 pm

    This news really sphinx.

    • Xacjed

      November 17, 2012 at 7:26 am

      @Judge Smails oh dear lord…my stomach tightened up a little when I read that.

      • ecupirate

        November 17, 2012 at 8:43 am

        @Xacjed  @Judge it made my asshole pucker

  3. IggyBoston

    November 17, 2012 at 12:08 am

    Maybe I should sign up for those college courses.  I don’t want to get drafted when WWIII starts.

  4. Pool Keepers Son

    November 17, 2012 at 12:22 am

    I think its time to park a couple aircraft carriers off the coast and remind these shit heads who is boss

  5. Kevin in SC

    November 17, 2012 at 12:24 am

    Depends…nothing will happen until Obama can figure how to enact a Rocket Tax

  6. Foggy_Otis

    November 17, 2012 at 12:35 am

    WWIII here we come!

    • ecupirate

      November 17, 2012 at 8:43 am

      @Foggy_Otis ah well they have been teasing us with the thought of wwiii for 50 years…. about damn time

  7. Anthony From California

    November 17, 2012 at 1:17 am

    Don’t be surprised if there’s no Ron & Fez show on monday, Ronnie might have to take care of some “business”

    • filler

      November 17, 2012 at 2:50 am

      @Anthony From California “Listen you fucks, knock this shit off, thank you, I’m Ron Bennington.”

      • Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

        November 17, 2012 at 3:58 am

        “I’m Ron Bennington…Yes, THE Ron Bennington”

  8. galactictraveler

    November 17, 2012 at 7:34 am

    This is Pharaoh from over!

    • Beer

      November 17, 2012 at 8:55 am

      @galactictraveler This sphinx to high heaven

      • mistawag

        November 17, 2012 at 1:07 pm

        @Beer  @galactictraveler This is all just one big pyramid scheme.

  9. Burley

    November 17, 2012 at 7:36 am

    who the fuck cares !! we will be dragged in to this one, like we always get dragged in to this kind of shit.remember people  just keep telling your self, it is all in the name of democracy, and freedom. that should help you get through the day !!!

  10. Chris from Detroit

    November 17, 2012 at 7:58 am

    Thanks to the “Arab Spring” this is what we get. More Muslim extremists in charge in the Middle East and North Africa. Who didn’t see this shit coming?

  11. Cletus from Brooklyn

    November 17, 2012 at 8:02 am

    Barry will just kowtow to a couple more Arab leaders & all will be well…

  12. Ziggy Stardust

    November 17, 2012 at 8:41 am

    The US will not get directly involved unless Iran steps in. We already have war ships in the Gulf , so ………
    Let’s see how “The Pres” handles this grenade ? After all, he pulled the pin by supporting these destabilizing douche bags.

  13. declinometer

    November 17, 2012 at 8:42 am

    But Obama was supposed to bring peace and love to the world……and many of you bought that lie too……hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

    • Yuuuck

      November 17, 2012 at 12:29 pm

      @declinometer Yeah, right, cause he’s the ruler of Gaza.  Ass hat.

    • sterlingblue

      November 17, 2012 at 9:13 pm

      @declinometer Now, now. I am sure the President is doing all he can and not just posing for a funny photo with some olympic athelete in the Oval Office while World War 3 starts…..

  14. Raybot

    November 17, 2012 at 8:52 am

    To quote the great Ron Bennington, “it’s on like a 1980’s video game”!

  15. Oprahs moose knuckle

    November 17, 2012 at 9:01 am

    King tut must be spinning in his sarcophagus.

  16. Kevin in SC

    November 17, 2012 at 9:11 am

    But Obama bowed to everyone he possibly could and gave a tantalizing speech in Egypt.  This cant possibly be happening.  I know, I know…Bush’s fault

  17. Rorschach7

    November 17, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Lets lighten things up and build a comedy pyramid

  18. turfgrass64

    November 17, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Well 12/21/12 is rapidly approaching; Mayan prophecy, sure why not…

  19. AnthonyLoman

    November 17, 2012 at 10:25 am

    I heard they had a big sale on Jew-be-gone rockets at Wal-Mart Cario this weekend.

  20. Binary Daoist

    November 17, 2012 at 11:20 am

    “Every generation wants to be the last” – Chuck Palahniuk

  21. galactictraveler

    November 17, 2012 at 1:18 pm

    They’re probably still pissed off about all of those shenanigans Moses pulled.

  22. creepboot45

    November 17, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    Those crazy Muslims!

  23. TED

    November 17, 2012 at 2:54 pm


  24. D. Knepp

    November 17, 2012 at 3:48 pm

  25. Shaggyballz74

    November 17, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    i say we let all these fuckers  fight and just do clean up in the end.

  26. seamus98

    November 17, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    wonder twin powers activate,form of……….

  27. cal5000

    November 18, 2012 at 12:40 am

    Well the Good News according to the Bible: Jesus doesnt drop the Bomb until theres Peace in the Middle East–so fight on fuckers,

  28. AnthonyLoman

    November 18, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Israel kills hamas peace negotiator. Glad my tax dollars go to finance this shit.

  29. Miller812

    November 19, 2012 at 6:13 am

    At least we dont have a history of getting involved in conflicts in the middle east.